Red Panda's unicycle stolen

[TXCyclones]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...issing-25000-unicycle/?utm_term=.2d4a901f077b

That guy is going to be soooo confused when he opens that bag...

 

[jbindm]

That guy is going to be soooo confused when he opens that bag...

Totally.

"Hey, this isn't my unicycle!"

 

[Stewo]

See. This is why no one trusts dudes with ponytails.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

Desiigner should write a song about this.

 

[Sigmapolis]

Was it you, @HFCS?

 

[CtownCyclone]

LSU throwing out a reward...

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Hey, if the headline was "Lady who balances **** at halftime of basketball games" I would have been like oh yeah, I know her.

Bowls. They are BOWLS!!!

 

[alarson]

Other than the obvious seat-related fetish, who would want that thing?

Apparently there's a unicycle-stealing menace on the loose in the bay area:
http://www.ktvu.com/news/thief-swipes-7-foot-red-panda-acrobat-unicycle-from-sfo-2000-reward-offered

Whether it is a coincidence or not, another unicycle was stolen the same day – this time an electric one, from a 24-year-old woman riding it in the 3900 block of San Leandro Street in Oakland.

 

[Cyclonepride]

too many pixels. I never understand why places don't upgrade their security cameras. I can watch people in HD outside my door for next to nothing, but you get your credit card stolen then used at the gas station, and they can barely tell you what the make or model the car is.

No doubt. Here's a guy who looks like he came from the game Minecraft. Know him?

 

[alarson]

too many pixels. I never understand why places don't upgrade their security cameras. I can watch people in HD outside my door for next to nothing, but you get your credit card stolen then used at the gas station, and they can barely tell you what the make or model the car is.

I mean, the data storage requirements can quickly add up. And it wasn't until relatively recently that cheaper cloud options for that became more available.

More of the time though, i think cameras are meant as a deterrent.

 

[HFCS]

Was it you, @HFCS?

I am the Tonya Harding of halftime entertainment.

 

[VeloClone]

I am the Tonya Harding of halftime entertainment.

<sobbing> Why? Why? Why?...

 

[cyups2323]

No penalty is to great for the man who committed this heinous act!

"Did someone say heinous?" Special victims unit

 

[alarson]

 

[coolerifyoudid]

<waits patiently for first 'happy ending' joke>

 

[BillBrasky4Cy]

<waits patiently for first 'happy ending' joke>

Well done, sir.

 

[jbindm]

"She likely will not be able to pick up the new custom cycle in China until after the NBA season has ended."

So she won't be able to get it until after the season is over? And she has to go to China to pick it up? Good on the Warriors, but they could've gone the extra mile and paid for a rush job. And shipping.

 

[VeloClone]

"She likely will not be able to pick up the new custom cycle in China until after the NBA season has ended."

So she won't be able to get it until after the season is over? And she has to go to China to pick it up? Good on the Warriors, but they could've gone the extra mile and paid for a rush job. And shipping.

It has to be custom made to fit her so she likely has to go to the source for a fitting or two.

 

[Farnsworth]

"She likely will not be able to pick up the new custom cycle in China until after the NBA season has ended."

So she won't be able to get it until after the season is over? And she has to go to China to pick it up? Good on the Warriors, but they could've gone the extra mile and paid for a rush job. And shipping.

No kidding. What an ******* of an association. Caring just enough about a halftime show rather than their bottom line. what corporate pigs /s

 

[JP4CY]

I'm so glad she's back!