Thanksgiving food sins thread

[BWRhasnoAC]

Old timers. Usually it’s the grandparents.

It’s the shredded carrots not whole ones.

Old lady salad.

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

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excellent use of Fran even though I agree with Crazy on the sweet potatoes part.

 

[Angie]

You are my brain twin!!

 

[clone4life82]

And it happened….

 

[besserheimerphat]

 

[Big Daddy Kang]

Pea salad. Plus when 60% of the ingredient is mayo, I don't think you can call it a salad.

Snickers salad says hi.

 

[CyJam]

Turkey. They seem like nice enough birds, but I won't eat em.

 

[JP4CY]

And it happened….

 

[fcclone]

And it happened….

That looks awful.

 

[RealisticCy]

Started spatchcocking a few years ago and now I have no idea why anyone would make a turkey any other way. So much easier.

Anybody else a little hesitant to Google search this term?

 

[Bipolarcy]

Pickled herring, on a Ritz cracker. Solid

I love me some pickled herring, as long as it's not in the cream sauce with the skin still on it. Don't know about the crackers though. I can sit there and eat a whole big jar of pickled herring right out of the jar with a fork.

 

[Cyched]

I love me some pickled herring, as long as it's not in the cream sauce with the skin still on it. Don't know about the crackers though. I can sit there and eat a whole big jar of pickled herring right out of the jar with a fork.

Had Triscuits instead of the Ritz today. Same pickled goodness

 

[besserheimerphat]

Snickers salad says hi.

It would be fine if the didn't try sneaking God damned green apples into it.

 

[CycloneErik]

My grandmother used to put pineapple in green bean casserole. Wretched.

Everything was fine until this took it too far.

Hamballs, stuffing with raisins, and sweet potatoes would make a nice meal. This would be a punishment.

 

[besserheimerphat]

Anybody else a little hesitant to Google search this term?

Cut out the spine and then crack the sternum so you can open the bird like a book. Then roast it skin-side-up.

Dry the skin with a paper towel, put some fat on it (olive oil or butter), salt/pepper and whatever else you like.

 

[MuskieCy]

Hamballs.

Those are good ham balls.

 

[Gonzo]

I know a grown ass man that will order a t-bone at a nice steak place and proceed to slather it with ketchup.

Yes, I give him ample amounts of sh*t for that.

The fact that out of all the cuts he could order he goes with t-bone tells me all I need to know.

 

[SECyclone]

I know a grown ass man that will order a t-bone at a nice steak place and proceed to slather it with ketchup.

Yes, I give him ample amounts of sh*t for that.

Hey T-Bone!

 

[ClonerJams]

The fact that out of all the cuts he could order he goes with t-bone tells me all I need to know.

 

[Cy4All]

Canned green beans seems like that would make too mushy, at least to me.

I think it's all about what you were raised on. Canned is the best. Fresh or frozen are to crisp and give an oddly vibrant green color to an otherwise drab dish.