F*CK IOWA

So now I’ve seen people say F*** Iowa, and others have been saying F*** Iowa, and even a few others have said it like F*** Iowa. Some old guy the other day actually said F*** Iowa, which didn’t even make much sense, but OK. Now the whole time I’ve always said F*** Iowa which makes me wonder if I should have been saying F*** Iowa or F*** Iowa instead all along.
 
So now I’ve seen people say F*** Iowa, and others have been saying F*** Iowa, and even a few others have said it like F*** Iowa. Some old guy the other day actually said F*** Iowa, which didn’t even make much sense, but OK. Now the whole time I’ve always said F*** Iowa which makes me wonder if I should have been saying F*** Iowa or F*** Iowa instead all along.
On here, should be 4 asterisks as we are instructed that attempting to evade the language filters is a no-no. The only thing truly important is that Iowa gets ******. And we all know that the ******* asterisks denote ****.
 
On here, should be 4 asterisks as we are instructed that attempting to evade the language filters is a no-no. The only thing truly important is that Iowa gets ******. And we all know that the ******* asterisks denote ****.
You’re spot on. I should have known it was **** Iowa instead all along. Thanks for clearing it all up my good man!
 


**** Iowa and the horse you rode in on -


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the horse you rode in on” usually follows an insult, like “**** you,” as it is meant to intensify the insult and criticize your entire existence. If you assumed the term was a leftover relic of the days when horses were our main form of transportation, you were right. While most of us don’t travel on horseback these days, the historical legacy of bygone days in America lives on through language.
 
Not sure if this has been said yet but **** Iowa. Even if it has, **** Iowa. But just in case, **** Iowa. One last thing, **** Iowa.
 
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Oh man, this will be remembered for decades. It's basically erotica for people who hate football terrorists:
  • Iowa barely musters 10 offensive points
  • Iowa loses to a team which only scored on FGs
  • Iowa thinks they win the game on yet another special teams miracle, only to have their hearts ripped out by a wild ref call
  • Iowa's offense has to go back out with one of the worst QBs in D1, to only go backwards and then turn it over
  • Iowa loses the game to who is probably the worst QB in D1
  • Iowa puts up a grand total of 127 yards of offense and their OL visibly sucks. They gained a grand total of 2 yards the entire second half
  • Iowa's OC is supposed to be hitting a 25 PPG benchmark, with DST points also counting towards it... he's currently just under 20 PPG
  • The O/U for this game was the lowest in CFB history, and it still hit the under by more than a TD
  • As a Cyclone fan, hearing about this call... all I'm gonna say back to the ref chatter is "Ha, first time?"
I couldn't have written a better storybook ending if I tried. Truly incredible.
 
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