Chris Hassel been dissed!!

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So I turn on Channel 13 sports tonight at 6pm, and here is poor Chris Hassel doin the sports, looking like he just got kicked by his favorite horse. He's here in Iowa asking Dave Price, yes DAVE PRICE! what is going on at the Super Bowl. Dave Price goes to Tampa for the best party on the planet, and Chris stays here to fill in for Murphy! And all you guys out there think you got a bad job!!!:wideeyed:
 
So I turn on Channel 13 sports tonight at 6pm, and here is poor Chris Hassel doin the sports, looking like he just got kicked by his favorite horse. He's here in Iowa asking Dave Price, yes DAVE PRICE! what is going on at the Super Bowl. Dave Price goes to Tampa for the best party on the planet, and Chris stays here to fill in for Murphy! And all you guys out there think you got a bad job!!!:wideeyed:

LOW BLOW!!!!!

Haha...I can take it. Dave is there to report on news...Terrell is there to do sports stuff. They left me here because Keith said he couldn't stand to be away from my here in Central Iowa for more than a few hours. :jimlad:
 
If you listen to everyone who is down there they claim it's a ghost town. Maybe he's not missing much.
 
LOW BLOW!!!!!

Haha...I can take it. Dave is there to report on news...Terrell is there to do sports stuff. They left me here because Keith said he couldn't stand to be away from my here in Central Iowa for more than a few hours. :jimlad:


Shawn got to go down there.... I feel for you then. Your career is all downhill now.

Just kiddin. I know Shawn, my cousin was his roomie in college. Have alot of good stories about him. Just incase you ever need black mail.
 
Isn't Hassel the one who disses the Johnston Dragon? You don't mess with JD dude. I didn't even grow up in the metro and I know that.
 
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If you listen to everyone who is down there they claim it's a ghost town. Maybe he's not missing much.

My bro was down at the Moves Magazine party... Said it wasn't too crowded, but a good crowd. He wanted to make sure to get out of town before too many people invaded though...
 
Um, the local sports anchors all suck. They don't actually talk about sports.... The report the sports, and then fill in the time saying something corny...... I think Hassell is funny but none of the sports guys in DSM have any substance...
 
Um, the local sports anchors all suck. They don't actually talk about sports.... The report the sports, and then fill in the time saying something corny...... I think Hassell is funny but none of the sports guys in DSM have any substance...

With that attitude you should have no problem gettin' your rocks off then just reading the box scores in the newspaper the next morning. Hey....to each his own, I guess. :eek:

Feel free to leave the 'tude up nort der.
 
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I have a legit reason for not knowing. I am stupid. Please enlighten me.

No...I doubt you're stupid. You graduated from ISU…didn't you? :)

Price does a lot of news stories on 13 and his been around for awhile. He is kind of their political commentator. I believe he's married to one of the reporters from channel 8. He also writes a blog on 13's website (although I don't believe I've ever read it).
 
No...I doubt you're stupid. You graduated from ISU…didn't you? :)

Price does a lot of news stories on 13 and his been around for awhile. He is kind of their political commentator. I believe he's married to one of the reporters from channel 8. He also writes a blog on 13's website (although I don't believe I've ever read it).

Thanks for your doubts, we'll just let that one ride :smile:. I did graduate from ISU, and am not a dumb *** in all areas of knowledge.

I guess I just don't watch the local tv news that much. I get most of my news from CF and the rest of the internet, and when I do watch tv news, it is SoundOff. If I missed Price on Soundoff, it's because I was drunk.
 

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