***Official 2022 World Cup Thread***

Why would he fake an injury after scoring a huge goal? He got hit in the nuts. Just needed some time to shake it off
  • Charlie Harper : Gettin' hit in the face hurts, but you know what hurts more?

    Jake Harper : A kick in the crotch?

    Charlie Harper : [not the example he was going to use] Well, yeah, sure...

    Jake Harper : I took a soccer ball to the 'nads once, thought my eyes were gonna pop out.

    Charlie Harper : Yeah, but, but, but that, that pain passes. What hurts more, and lasts longer than anything, is the humiliation of running away.

    Jake Harper : Couldn't ride my bike for a week.

    Alan Harper : Ah, Jake, I think you're missing the point.

    Jake Harper : Makes ya wonder what they're doin' hangin' down there in the first place.
 
Incredibly good half. Could easily be up 3-0 right now. Really liked the fact they didn’t let up whatsoever after the first goal, even down Pulisic for those few minutes.
 
  • Charlie Harper : Gettin' hit in the face hurts, but you know what hurts more?

    Jake Harper : A kick in the crotch?

    Charlie Harper : [not the example he was going to use] Well, yeah, sure...

    Jake Harper : I took a soccer ball to the 'nads once, thought my eyes were gonna pop out.

    Charlie Harper : Yeah, but, but, but that, that pain passes. What hurts more, and lasts longer than anything, is the humiliation of running away.

    Jake Harper : Couldn't ride my bike for a week.

    Alan Harper : Ah, Jake, I think you're missing the point.

    Jake Harper : Makes ya wonder what they're doin' hangin' down there in the first place.

I was on the sideline at a football game, on one of those late october ice cold games, and took a perfect spiral that skipped off the frozen ground to the nuts. I was standing over a trash can dry heaving it hurt so bad.
 
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Soccer is a cruel mistress at times. You can dominate a half and only be up 1-0. Not the worst case scenario though.

Let's see if we learned anything from the Wales match and don't just try to sit on the one goal lead.
 
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Soccer is a cruel mistress at times. You can dominate a half and only be up 1-0. Not the worst case scenario though.

Let's see if we learned anything from the Wales match and don't just try to sit on the one goal lead.

It's why the EPL etc use the format they use. It's 76 cumulative halves.
 

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