Slanket or ShamWow?

Which essential would you rather own?

  • Slanket

    Votes: 29 31.9%
  • ShamWow!

    Votes: 62 68.1%

  • Total voters
    91

Hassel13

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Jan 12, 2009
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Which essential would you rather own?

A Slanket...

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Or a ShamWow?

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I'd like to punch the Shamwow guy in the head so if that means I'd have to buy a shamwow in the process so be it.
 
Some great Vince Offer (Shamwow! guy) quotes:

"You're gonna love my nuts!"
"Made in Germany. You know the Germans always make good stuff."
"Stop having a boring tuna. Stop having a boring life."
"If I can do it with one finger, you can do it with one hand."
"Tacos, fettucini, linguini, martini, bikini..."
 
Slanket. Look how comfortable that guy is in the picture playing his PSP. I could see myself sitting on my lazy-boy chair in the afternoon, Jon Miller show on, and quickly falling asleep.
 
Snuggie's show tools playing backgammon in them.



Anyone see Jim Rome's takes on each of these? He is in love with the Sham-Wow.
 
Also, I have the tendency to spill a lot, so I'd definitely go for a Shamwow.
 
Someone's been lurking through our discussions of this vital topic:yes:

Truly the way to start with a bang. This will likely be the thread of the day, unless it's overcome by the weather or a DC announcement.

Nicely done. Welcome aboard. I already have blankets, so the ShamWow sounds cool enough to me.
 
I would have to go with Slanket. For my Aunt, who has had some health issues and is partially paralized in a wheelchair, the slanket is a necessity to even go outside in Denver. It looks a little corny, but it gives her some freedom to be able to go out and do things.
 
i ask you: Why not a slanket made of sham-wow material!?!?!?!!! Only a bad thing if you sweat a lot or spill on yourself...but when you need a huge towel in a jiff, you're covered!!!
 
I would have to go with Slanket. For my Aunt, who has had some health issues and is partially paralized in a wheelchair, the slanket is a necessity to even go outside in Denver. It looks a little corny, but it gives her some freedom to be able to go out and do things.
now that is both cool and useful.
 

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