Sham-wow!

I'm going to hate myself for saying this...but....it actually works. My mum sent a bunch in from her dentist's office (old filings) and got cash back. A good chunk of change.

the question is how much of a cut do they take 25%<?
 
There's a very old SNL clip about a fake product names Shimmer. It's Dan Aykroyd and Jane Curtin, I think.

"It's a floor wax."

"No, it's a dessert topping."

"No, it's a floor wax."

"It's a dessert topping, you stupid cow."

I couldn't find it on YouTube, or I'd post it here. If anyone can find it, it's really something.
 
snuggies all the way


Two snuggies and two reading lights for $19.95 through the mail is being advertised. Enjoy. Get a pink and an orange combo. Cute. Dashing. Snuggly poos in front of the fire. Nice. Just $19.95. The price of going to the theater.
 
There's a very old SNL clip about a fake product names Shimmer. It's Dan Aykroyd and Jane Curtin, I think.

"It's a floor wax."

"No, it's a dessert topping."

"No, it's a floor wax."

"It's a dessert topping, you stupid cow."

I couldn't find it on YouTube, or I'd post it here. If anyone can find it, it's really something.


"Wait, Wait. Shimmer is a dessert topping AND a floor wax."

"Tastes great! And look at that shine!" :biglaugh:
 
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The squinty eyed dude that is pimping that is annoying as hell. I won't buy one on general principle.

It's the headset he's wearing. I have no idea why he didn't bother to take it off after the shift at his telemarketing job, but I bet it somehow connects the Sham to a scheme...
 
Mock the snuggie all you want, but you know they are making a fortune. I wish I could come up with a product like this but apparently my self respect likes to keep me poor.
 
There's a very old SNL clip about a fake product names Shimmer. It's Dan Aykroyd and Jane Curtin, I think.

"It's a floor wax."

"No, it's a dessert topping."

"No, it's a floor wax."

"It's a dessert topping, you stupid cow."

I couldn't find it on YouTube, or I'd post it here. If anyone can find it, it's really something.
You can listen to it here. Shimmer by Chevy Chase, Dan Aykroyd & Jane Curtin
 

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