Texas Special teams coach - monkey attack

[surly]

 

[Pope]

Funniest post by far...

"Did anyone mention the possibility that the kid was trick or treating and hoping to find a house that was giving out Rhesus?"

Absolutely outstanding!

Rhesus taste best when you put them in the freezer first.

 

[jcyclonee]

Is dani the dancer girlfriend? I'd say she needs a speech coach rather than an emotional support monkey.View attachment 91459

Who's dani? The stripper's first name is Pole.

 

[clone4sure]

Is it okay to say Whores Down while we play them ? the symbol for this is the middle fingers turned upside down with an up and down motion.

 

[jcyclonee]

This may be the best post in the history of CF.

It's right up there but @GTO's post about Iowa basketball players in the NBA has a special place in my heart.

 

[LeaningCy]

Breece Hall postgame:

"It's five-star culture versus five little monkeys"

 

[isufbcurt]

7 pages and no one has done this one?? Fine.

She can assassinate my pole.

In all seriousness, she’s hot, but I don’t know if “leave my wife and kids for a stripper with a pet monkey” hot is a thing.

You seriously think she's hot?

 

[FallOf81]

You seriously think she's hot?

Hey, we've all got our standards before we'd cross the line. No alcohol. 1 beer. 2 beers. 6 pack. 12 pack. Case. Pony keg. Keg. He's got his.

 

[Bader]

I suddenly desperately need Kolar or someone to pull a Wes Welker v Rex Ryan and get as many monkey puns into a postgame interview as possible

 

[nrg4isu]

Brock needs a play called "Monkey" to audible saturday - "Monkey 46, Monkey 46, Hut Hut!".

 

[FallOf81]

Brock needs a play called "Monkey" to audible saturday - "Monkey 46, Monkey 46, Hut Hut!".

Monkey 69

 

[isufbcurt]

Hey, we've all got our standards before we'd cross the line. No alcohol. 1 beer. 2 beers. 6 pack. 12 pack. Case. Pony keg. Keg. He's got his.

Not judging, just curious if he had cataracts or was legally blind? LOL

 

[Al_4_State]

You seriously think she's hot?

In a trashy way, for sure.

She’s going to look like hell in 5 years, but if I was single and looking for a fun night? Absolutely.

And I’m talking about the photo in the office with the houndstooth outfit.

 

[ScottyP]

Dennis Dodd mentioned a couple of weeks ago that Banks was a possible candidate for the Washington State job. I'm guessing that is no longer the case.

 

[jcyclonee]

Dennis Dodd mentioned a couple of weeks ago that Banks was a possible candidate for the Washington State job. I'm guessing that is no longer the case.

Neither the girlfriend or monkey will qualify as cougars.

 

[FallOf81]

Brock needs a play called "Monkey" to audible saturday - "Monkey 46, Monkey 46, Hut Hut!".

Reminds me of a good story.
Our high school QB had recently started dating a linebacker starter ex girlfriend and he wasn't happy about it. In practice, hunched over center QB calls out the girlfriends name. Everyone burst out laughing except linebacker who launched over down lineman and face planted into the QB. Took about a minute to separate them.

 

[knowlesjam]

Neither the girlfriend or monkey will qualify as cougars.

Have you seen the girlfriends age...cougar may fit.

 

[clone4sure]

Honestly, you couldn't have wrote a better script....this, right before our game . # Tex ass. # whose your monkey ! # whores down # PRICELESS

 

[cydsho]

Dennis Dodd mentioned a couple of weeks ago that Banks was a possible candidate for the Washington State job. I'm guessing that is no longer the case.

IDK. I'm thinking the strip clubs in Pullman are the perfect place for her.

 

[JBone84]

What does a stripper dress up as for Halloween?

Regular nun