It's official: Roll Tide!!

[CycloneErik]

Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Gene Chizik, ISU's former football coach, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there in Auburn, AL with all the other slimeballs and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is. Hallelujah. Holy ****. Where's the Tylenol?

If you did this, and filmed it, would it be SeattleClone's Chizik Vacation?

A Very Chizik Christmas?

It's a Chizik-ful life?

The Chizik Clause?

 

[milrtym]

Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Gene Chizik, ISU's former football coach, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there in Auburn, AL with all the other slimeballs and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is. Hallelujah. Holy ****. Where's the Tylenol?

Classic:biglaugh:

 

[ornryactor]

"The institutional commitment being made by Iowa State was critical in my decision. I value integrity, loyalty and leadership. Dr. Geoffroy, Jamie (Pollard) and the other staff I’ve met have operated with class and dignity. That is my expectation for the Iowa State football program, too."

Huh, that's funny- THAT'S WHAT WE VALUE TOO, YOU TWO-FACED MORON. Here's the kicker: Iowans are really, really good in identifying those characteristics in others, because they're so common in our own state. You have none of them.

 

[majorcyfan]

Guess I'll be going to the Arkansas-Auburn game in October. Not a hog fan, but will be that day with my quitter sign held high!

You can call him the COWARD, QUITTER, or SOUTHERN LIAR....Take your pick...I have.:sad:

 

[A-town Cy]

Words can't describe this picture.

 

[hobbsfan27]

Wow lol

 

[uro cy]

The way he has handled this situation shows that he will really fit in well in the SEC....look at some of the other upstanding coaches they have, like Petrino, Saban....you stay classy Gene

 

[jsmith86]

You can call him the COWARD, QUITTER, or SOUTHERN LIAR....Take your pick...I have.:sad:

I believe that in texas they would call him a 'yellow-bellied lilly-livered coward. :laugh:

 

[Wesley]

We need a Cy Bookie event for how many wins Auburn will have next year.

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

Auburn site says press conf. Monday.

 

[Longhorns3131]

ROLL TIDE!!! Saben is god!

 

[Cydog]

Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Gene Chizik, ISU's former football coach, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there in Auburn, AL with all the other slimeballs and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is. Hallelujah. Holy ****. Where's the Tylenol?

Edit: Oh yeah, and he smells like an elephant's butt.

I was just talking to a friend today about how Chizik reminded me of this quote, especially since it's getting close to Christmas. Thank you for actually looking it up and posting it here (I assume you looked it up. If you remembered it off the top of your head that would be pretty impressive).

 

[Flag Guy]

Man I'd love to see the crowd that turned out for this thing... like someone else said if it was closed there was probably an angry mob at the door with pitchforks and torches!

 

[joefrog]

The joke is on them LOL! Can you imagine if ISU just hired a coach whose career record as a head coach was 5-19? If I was an Auburn fan I wouldn't put down the pitchfork for months!

This is one of the best Christmas gifts we have ever received folks. How many were honestly really excited about next year? We are getting paid for Chizik to leave. Nice. Don't go away mad, just go away.

 

[SeattleClone]

I was just talking to a friend today about how Chizik reminded me of this quote, especially since it's getting close to Christmas. Thank you for actually looking it up and posting it here (I assume you looked it up. If you remembered it off the top of your head that would be pretty impressive).

Copied and pasted from imdb.com, thank you very much. With a few key edits, of course. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go take a gene and wipe my chizik. I ate a lot of beef today.

 

[LindenCy]

Copied and pasted from imdb.com, thank you very much. With a few key edits, of course. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go take a gene and wipe my chizik. I ate a lot of beef today.

That is horrible, yet I think many of us will find it funny.:wideeyed:

 

[SeattleClone]

The joke is on them LOL! Can you imagine if ISU just hired a coach whose career record as a head coach was 5-19? If I was an Auburn fan I wouldn't put down the pitchfork for months!

This is one of the best Christmas gifts we have ever received folks. How many were honestly really excited about next year? We are getting paid for Chizik to leave. Nice. Don't go away mad, just go away.

You really hit it right on the head. During our 10 game losing streak, I was trying to convince myself that it didn't matter that our defense was garbage, even though chizik was supposedly a defensive guy. I was trying to convince myself that we wouldn't suck again next year, but I was having a tuff (sic) time. Now it doesn't matter. We will probably suck again next year, but at least we have a new excuse.

 

[CyDude16]

Auburn will be paying us for the rest of his contract right?

 

[Cymaster]

Auburn will be paying us for the rest of his contract right?

One way or another. Chizik broke the contract, so either he is paying us the $750k buyout, our Auburn is paying it for him. Seeing as his paycheck will be coming from them, yes, they will be paying for it.

 

[cyclonenum1]

Well, Auburn announced Chizik as their new head coach just a little bit ago; had the pep rally and everything. I would now like to introduce myself as the newest fan of the Alabama Crimson Tide! I can't wait to watch Bama crush Auburn and their new head snake next year. Bring on the Iron Bowl!

ROLL TIDE!

Could they find more than 10-15 people on the plains of eastern Alabama that were excited enough about this hire to have an actual pep rally???