Tell you what, America really screwed the pooch by not embracing them. My ******* has never felt cleaner and fresh.
Bought a bidet a few weeks ago
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Only downside is my hand slipped on the control once and I turned it full blast and think I gave myself a mini-enema. But even then, that ******* was sure clean and fresh.
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I used to date a girl that had a bidet in the bathroom attached to her bedroom. I found it fascinating and hilarious, and I guess I played around with it a little too much. I think she found my fascination funny at first, but it wasn't too long before I heard "I think you like my bidet more than me".
The worst part was that I never actually got to use it before we broke up. We only dated for a couple months and never got out of the "pretend that we don't poop" phase of the relationship.
The worst part was that I never actually got to use it before we broke up. We only dated for a couple months and never got out of the "pretend that we don't poop" phase of the relationship.
I just figured out the three seashells so I’m gonna pass.
Every time the topic of bidets come up I always think of this scene.
He’s not wrong. But I’ve got one you connect with your sink to be able to have warm water.
He claims he was going to get me a bidet as a Christmas gift once, but thought better of it. Pretty sure it would actually have been a gift for himself.
When I went to Europe for the first time a couple of years ago, we checked into our flat and I had to pee pretty badly after the whole "navigating a cab and luggage through the streets of a foreign country after an overnight flight" situation. I know bidets are not used for onesies, but my first order of business was to try it out. That was enough for me - I don't relish being dampened downtown by questionable water sources. Maybe it would be different in my own house.
Since this seems to be an appropriate place to put this, whilst in the middle of the toilet paper debacle a few months ago, out of necessity I discovered this product to wipe my arse. It’s a wonderful, wonderful product. It has made me wonder what kind of disaster was going on down there prior to it’s discover.
When I went to Japan a few years ago I was weirded out at first. Then after a few glasses of bourbon I thought I'd try it out. Mother of God. I haven't been able to stop talking about them since. It would be a pain in the ass to get one hooked up in our townhouse but my fiance already knows our next house will have one. They are soooo nice!
Plus European bidets are often different from Japanese Washlets. I'd suggest a Washlet. They are electronic and often have features such as seat warmers, water heaters, front and back jets, as well as air dryers. My buddy when he lived in Japan claimed that the local women were known to ummmm...really like them.
If I was the proud owner of one, I would start off every single conversation with a complete stranger with "bought a bidet a few weeks ago."
I'm going to hazard a guess that the sensation is different for men than it is for women. Tried it once. Not a fan.