Bohannon out for year

[HawkJRP]

You've had to create countless usernames.
You probably spend more time on this board than 99.9% of the registered users. Hell you were posting at 11pm last night and 6am this morning.
So for you to judge anyone's time is laughable.

Triggered

 

[JP4CY]

Triggered

I dont think you know what triggered means.

 

[Lineup]

he is a slime, I would lay my shoe up his ass

 

[CyTwins]

If Bohannon doesn't transfer he will go down as an Iowa legend. An HM All Conference player who can't defend going down as a legend would be so fitting for your basketball program

Looks like he's staying!

“I’d be a liar to say I didn’t think about (transferring),” the 6-foot-1 guard says, “and where I could go and what I could do.”

“At the end of the day, I’ve always been a guy (who’s) about ‘we’ instead of ‘I’. Me thinking of (transferring) was more of an 'I' thing and kind of (got) away from my roots, what really got me to Iowa,” Bohannon says. “Coach McCaffery was really the only coach that believed in me out of high school. That would have been really tough to turn my back on what got me to this point of my life.”

 

[CyTwins]

I never said he was gone I said I THINK he will grad transfer and still stand by that

I was wrong FYI. He was a lot closer to leaving than most people think though. Gordy wanted him too originally but knew for life after basketball it made sense to stay

 

[CyTwins]

Um, if you think he is gonna grad transfer, you are saying he gone.

Lol no. I wouldn't be surprised if he came back. I've got no sources saying he's gone

 

[Acylum]

“At the end of the day, I’ve always been a guy (who’s) about ‘we’ instead of ‘I’.
That's hilarious.

 

[JM4CY]

Wow. What huge offensive weapon for them to have back. Prolly a top 5 team now in the country.

 

[clonedude]

“At the end of the day, I’ve always been a guy (who’s) about ‘we’ instead of ‘I’.
That's hilarious.

If that were true, you wouldn't come out and say..... "yeah, I thought a lot about transferring".

Even if you did think about transferring..... if you're a "we" guy.... then shut up about it once you decide you're coming back.

 

[mitchforcy]

If that were true, you wouldn't come out and say..... "yeah, I thought a lot about transferring".

Even if you did think about transferring..... if you're a "we" guy.... then shut up about it once you decide you're coming back.

If I were him I’d probably transfer if Garza left. All the guys he came in with are probably gone and I think he’s really good friends with Kriener.

 

[clonedude]

If I were him I’d probably transfer if Garza left. All the guys he came in with are probably gone and I think he’s really good friends with Kriener.

Garza ain't going anywhere........ unless his dad needs to pay off some huge debts really soon and is desperate for some money. If that's the case, Garza should drop out and go to Europe.

 

[CysRage]

Is that the guy who can't spell 'memories'?

 

[sadam]

One day (approximately 22 years ago), a trucker left a dump in the toilet of a rest area in Marion, IA. Unbeknownst to him, not flushing the turd would set in motion a chain of events that would alter Hawkeye basketball for years to come. After about a week of no one stopping by that rest area, the turd mutated and crawled out of the rest area and into a nearby cornfield where it continued to grow for the next year. Laying there every day, it was able to hear the radios in farmers tractors while they listened to Hawkeye sports and a dream was born. The turd decided it would someday become the greatest Hawkeye player to ever live.

Fast forward to harvest season and the turd was startled by the sound of the combines and ran for its life to a nearby home. As Hawkeye lore would have it, it found itself outside the house of Iowa-superfan family The Bohannons. The Bohannons took pity of the scared turd at their doorstep and decided to adopt the little piece of ****. At first, the youngest adopted member of the family just helped around the house using his talents to unclog toilets and spread manure on the family fields, but it always spent the afternoons staring out the basement window at the Dad teaching his three sons how to play the game of basketball. If he wanted to become part of the family, he decided he would have to learn this game! Unfortunately, he was not very good at it and the brothers decided to give him the ironic name "Jordan". "Great shot, Jordan!" "Nice turnover, Jordan!"

As the sons became older and decided to attend other schools, the dad was dissapointed none were going to go to his beloved Hawkeyes. One day after breakfast, he looked out the window and saw little **** shooting a basketball and decided to teach him the game. Now, he thought to himself, this piece of **** was not very athletic, could not jump very high, was pretty weak, and could not stay in front of him on defense so he would need to find something for it to be good at. After blocking little ****'s layup attempt for the 100th time that day, he decided that this turd would need to learn to shoot from as far as possible to avoid all defenders. They finally found one thing he could exploit!

Day and night, rain or shine (preferably shine, as to keep the family driveway clean) you could see "Jordan" out there practicing just free throws and 3-pointers. Eventually the day came when it had a chance to try out for the high school team. Every shot it touched would go up and in the basket. The other players hated this selfish ****, but the coach and "Jordan" needed all the points in order to make it to state and garner the attention of the mighty Hawkeyes. One day, an Iowa assistant came to a game and was impressed by its shooting ability. He texted a video to Coach Fran and just wrote "Look at this **** !" Coach was definitely impressed.

Coach Fran decided to take a flyer on the piece of crap and the rest is a story for another day (in the upcoming Story of Jordan Bohannon - Part II).

Wow post of the year clonie award winner for sure. Great read GTO, can’t wait for part 2.

 

[jcyclonee]

Looks like he's staying!

“I’d be a liar to say I didn’t think about (transferring),” the 6-foot-1 guard says, “and where I could go and what I could do.”

“At the end of the day, I’ve always been a guy (who’s) about ‘we’ instead of ‘I’. Me thinking of (transferring) was more of an 'I' thing and kind of (got) away from my roots, what really got me to Iowa,” Bohannon says. “Coach McCaffery was really the only coach that believed in me out of high school. That would have been really tough to turn my back on what got me to this point of my life.”

He's so full of sh/t. Unless he was transferring to another school with black and gold colors and a Tiger Hawk logo, he wasn't transferring. His whole reason for being revolves around the fact that he plays a sport for Iowa.

 

[CyTwins]

He's so full of sh/t. Unless he was transferring to another school with black and gold colors and a Tiger Hawk logo, he wasn't transferring. His whole reason for being revolves around the fact that he plays a sport for Iowa.

Gordy was calling other schools to feel out their interest. It was a lot closer to happening than most people realize. If he had any potential for legit professional basketball overseas he would have left for sure

 

[JP4CY]

Chad thought Joe could be gone?
(Joe melted like an ice cream cone in July.)

“My shot’s always going to be there," he boldly assures.
(39% career)

"I honestly don’t think, 1 through 5, there’s a team that stands with us in the country,”
(Iowa better really run the table this year)

 

[Rural]

Chad thought Joe could be gone?
(Joe melted like an ice cream cone in July.)

“My shot’s always going to be there," he boldly assures.
(39% career)

"I honestly don’t think, 1 through 5, there’s a team that stands with us in the country,”
(Iowa better really run the table this year)

Wait, what?

 

[JP4CY]

Wait, what?

 

[Clonehomer]

Chad thought Joe could be gone?
(Joe melted like an ice cream cone in July.)

“My shot’s always going to be there," he boldly assures.
(39% career)

"I honestly don’t think, 1 through 5, there’s a team that stands with us in the country,”
(Iowa better really run the table this year)

Seems to be setting up the bench to take the blame for all losses next year. I'm sure Fran will take note and lay blame accordingly during press conferences.

 

[CyTwins]

Chad thought Joe could be gone?
(Joe melted like an ice cream cone in July.)

“My shot’s always going to be there," he boldly assures.
(39% career)

"I honestly don’t think, 1 through 5, there’s a team that stands with us in the country,”
(Iowa better really run the table this year)

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