First, if you think our coaches "stink", it is impossible to debate you. You are blinded by your fandom. I think most people admit that both staffs are at least good.
Second, let's make a list of the Top 10 skill players between the teams (I would put Jirehl Brock 6 from what I've seen in practice, but that is cheating):
1. Brock Purdy
2. Breece Hall
3. Charlie Kolar
4. Tyler Goodson (that's being kind)
5. Tarique Milton
6. Sean Shaw
7. Chase Allen
8. Ihmir Smith-Marsette
9. Dylan Soenher
10. Joe "Tha Baby" Scates
A lot of ISU guys on there (8 to 2). I think Scates could be the best receiver if he wants to be...
I could have added 5 more ISU players, but those guys I've only seen in practice. ISU is loaded.