What is this?

[LivntheCyLife]

@cyclonesurveyor

Stolen (potentially) medical supplies from the renters that worked at the hospital. They were probably trying to sell it on the black market and couldn't. Honestly, it's best to dispose of it rather than try selling. Safety, etc...

There's a pretty good chance it's a sales demo or model that was used for training. Also could have broke or got contaminated before it was supposed to be implanted.

Also, @cyclonesurveyor have you actually opened the box? Is it still in the sterilization packaging?

 

[cyclonesurveyor]

Doubt they were athletes.

 

[cyclonesurveyor]

There's a pretty good chance it's a sales demo or model that was used for training. Also could have broke or got contaminated before it was supposed to be implanted.

Also, @cyclonesurveyor have you actually opened the box? Is it still in the sterilization packaging?

It is open in the box, no packaging.

 

[JM4CY]

Have you plugged it in?

 

[cycloner29]

Looks like a rotor rooter type tool a Dr. would use during a colonoscopy..

 

[capitalcityguy]

Trade it for plutonium and make a flex capacitor.

flex capacitor?

Is that a poor man's flux capacitor?

BTW...they sell them at O'Reilly's Auto Parts:

https://www.oreillyauto.com/flux-capacitor

 

[jdoggivjc]

Trade it for plutonium and make a flex capacitor.

What's a "flex capacitor"? Last I heard it's flux capacitors that make time travel possible.

 

[jdoggivjc]

Doubt they were athletes.

Probably not brain surgeons, either. At best, heart surgeons.

 

[SpokaneCY]

The last tennants were from Austrailia and are in the gas / oil business. The first tennants both worked at one of the local hospitals but did not think they were doctors.

Recreational stent implant specialist maybe.

 

[SpokaneCY]

"A hole near the groin"
Hmm...

How many does a guy need? 2 seems like plenty.

 

[BCClone]

What's a "flex capacitor"? Last I heard it's flux capacitors that make time travel possible.

Flux worked in the 80s. Flex is the 2020s.

 

[alarson]

Flux worked in the 80s. Flex is the 2020s.

Great scott!

 

[JM4CY]

How many does a guy need? 2 seems like plenty.

Your only supposed to have two?!?!?

 

[Remo Gaggi]

Will it cure ED?

 

[aeroclone]

Half expected some kind of rash or something when I opened this. Half relieved and half disappointed.

 

[capitalcityguy]

Will it cure ED?

Asking for a friend?

 

[BCClone]

Will it cure ED?

Probably if placed in particular spots.

 

[cyclonesurveyor]

Have you plugged it in?

That would be a no.

Thanks all for the info - I think I will run a test with it on one of my kids and sell it on the black market for big $$$ and pick up the flux capacitor. Once again CF saves the day!!

 

[dosry5]

 

[cyclonesurveyor]

Will it cure ED?

What's wrong with Ed? Sounds like its for people with heart problems, but he can have it.