STAFF PICKS: Xavier Foster

[BillBrasky4Cy]

On the drive home calls Marg

Fran "we lost out on Foster, the only thing that we can do now is make more self entitled DB's so please be in the bed room ready when I get home. OR ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

You really think Fran is calling the shots in that relationship? Hell, I remember rumors swirling that Fran actually carried their youngest.

 

[cymac2408]

Nothing is going to change

How confident are you between 100% to 1000%

 

[VeloClone]

Hope they either removed all chairs and other throwable objects, or nailed them down.

Mrs. Foster: Hi, Coach. Come on in.

Fran: Hi, Mrs. Foster, good to see you again.

Mrs. Foster: Why don't you sit down over there on the couch. Have you met Sheriff Van Renterghem of the Mahaska County Sheriff's office? He just happened to be here visiting. I hope you don't mind sitting next to him while we talk...

 

[Statefan10]

So an update is almost like keeping the information up to date?

Precisely

 

[CyTwins]

How confident are you between 100% to 1000%

110%

 

[IASTATE07]

I refuse to believe Foster likes the Iowa players better than the Iowa State players.

 

[Sigmapolis]

110%

That's only 100% according to Matt Campbell.

 

[Cyched]

110%

That’s mathematically impossible

 

[dosry5]

Technically speaking, an update is just information given at that moment. So even if the information is the exact same, it is still an update.

I disagree. But I didn’t want to click the disagree emoji because lately we have lots of sensitive Nancy’s on this site if you click disagree

 

[isufbcurt]

You really think Fran is calling the shots in that relationship? Hell, I remember rumors swirling that Fran actually carried their youngest.

ok try this then:

Fran - "We missed out on Foster"
Marg - "Well you better get yourself aroused by the time you get home because we have a basketball team to build. And don't forget your ball gag this time"

 

[Statefan10]

Imagine if the rumor was true that the Murray twins being offered scholarships was a move made to get Foster to come to Iowa City. So now those two spots are filled by low-tier mid major type players... and now Xavier chooses Iowa State. Lol

Now, I don't really believe that to be true, because I honestly believe Fran thinks they can help out his team in someway, which is even worse.

 

[dosry5]

I'm confused with what you mean. Someone said they would be following me for updates so I'm doing it as a joke and he will be a Cyclone

Please don’t take me seriously. I only come to the internet for fun.

 

[CyTwins]

I refuse to believe Foster likes the Iowa players better than the Iowa State players.

He loves Haliburton and doesn't like Fran's kids so I'm assuming that's made up

 

[Brandon]

ok try this then:

Fran - "We missed out on Foster"
Marg - "Well you better get yourself aroused by the time you get home because we have a basketball team to build. And don't forget your ball gag this time"

This made me think of the gimp from Pulp Fiction

 

[CloneLawman]

I like how the official in this shot is surreptitiously reaching up to turn off his hearing aid.

And also subconsciously flipping the bird.

 

[isufbcurt]

He loves Haliburton and doesn't like Fran's kids so I'm assuming that's made up

So he's like every normal rational person

 

[SpokaneCY]

Working the phones and got an update. He'll be a Cyclone

Is the update your pizza driver is running late?

 

[dosry5]

I disagree. But I didn’t want to click the disagree emoji because lately we have lots of sensitive Nancy’s on this site if you click disagree

Some jerk clicked disagree on this post within seconds of me typing it. THIS is why I keep coming back...

 

[Statefan10]

I disagree. But I didn’t want to click the disagree emoji because lately we have lots of sensitive Nancy’s on this site if you click disagree

Here's an example that might help flip your opinion on that.. When there's an injury in any sport, reporters sometimes give an update on that players injury, even if their status has not changed at all.

 

[Lexclone]

ok try this then:

Fran - "We missed out on Foster"
Marg - "Well you better get yourself aroused by the time you get home because we have a basketball team to build. And don't forget your ball gag this time"

I think we need a new button: Disturbing