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Going to the Iowa/Rutgers game today, help me blend in?

dunar

dunar

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A buddy scored great tickets to the game today and invited me, and since we’re not playing, I said “sure!” I love CFB and can’t pass up a free ticket. I haven’t been to Kinnick in 15 years, last time didn’t go so well - Clones lost, I got loaded, tried to pick fights with any and all takers (luckily my wife dragged me out...) I promised to wear black today to try and blend in; any other suggestions from hawks that are lurking/trolling? Or anyone from the “I cheer for both except when the play camp?”
 
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dunar said:
A buddy scored great tickets to the game today and invited me, and since we’re not playing, I said “sure!” I love CFB and can’t pass up a free ticket. I haven’t been to Kinnick in 15 years, last time didn’t go so well - Clones lost, I got loaded, tried to pick fights with any and all takers (luckily my wife dragged me out...) I promised to wear black today to try and blend in; any other suggestions from hawks that are lurking/trolling? Or anyone from the “I cheer for both except when the play camp?”
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Sounds like you'll fit right in.
 
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dunar said:
A buddy scored great tickets to the game today and invited me, and since we’re not playing, I said “sure!” I love CFB and can’t pass up a free ticket. I haven’t been to Kinnick in 15 years, last time didn’t go so well - Clones lost, I got loaded, tried to pick fights with any and all takers (luckily my wife dragged me out...) I promised to wear black today to try and blend in; any other suggestions from hawks that are lurking/trolling? Or anyone from the “I cheer for both except when the play camp?”
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1) Get loaded
2) Wave
 
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dunar said:
A buddy scored great tickets to the game today and invited me, and since we’re not playing, I said “sure!” I love CFB and can’t pass up a free ticket. I haven’t been to Kinnick in 15 years, last time didn’t go so well - Clones lost, I got loaded, tried to pick fights with any and all takers (luckily my wife dragged me out...) I promised to wear black today to try and blend in; any other suggestions from hawks that are lurking/trolling? Or anyone from the “I cheer for both except when the play camp?”
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Just because you said youd wear black doesn't mean you have to wear some garbage UI apparel.

Any and all references to the stadium must be preceded with "The Historic..."

Lay a sweatshirt in your lap for any Rutgers big plays. Wouldnt want your second head giving you away.
 
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When they're all going on and on about how great Iowa has been, add into the conversation really enthusiastically but also be sarcastic.

Like when they're all over the Hayden Fry days, just be like 'Yeah, he was amazing! Nobody has ever averaged like 8 wins a season over their time at a school before!'
 
Every 5 minutes, yell as loud as possible

"How about them Hawkeyes!"

Now for the really hard part. Do not reply by yelling "They Suck!" People will start looking at you real funny if you do.
 
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