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VTXCyRyD

VTXCyRyD

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This is one time my fat would save my life. No way I would ever get stuck in there.

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https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9677922/cambodia-man-trapped-mountain-rocks/
 
Glad he made it. I will add this to my worst ways to die along side fire and freezing to death. I think this might now rank number one on ways I don't want to die.
 
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cyclone101 said:
Sign me up for a grand piano falling on me from a great height. Like flipping a switch.
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Im thinking a shark attack. Just because it would be nice to know everyone knew I went out by shark attack. Grand piano would be nice also. How did knownothing die? He got ate by a shark.

That's crazy

Yeah but did you hear about Cyclone101, PIano fell on him and he died.
 
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mj4cy said:
I just now developed claustrophobia.
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This looks awful! Freezing to death wouldn't really be that bad I don't think to be honest after you're numb. Now on the other hand, this ranks right behind burning to death and drowning IMO
 
coolerifyoudid said:
"His worried family began searching when he didn't return after three days, Cambodia's Fresh News reported."

My first-world wife gets concerned if I take longer than normal at the grocery store.
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Maybe he told them he wouldnt be back until then and when he didnt return they grew concerned. Obviously I dont know but this seems like a logical scenario.
 
chadly82 said:
This looks awful! Freezing to death wouldn't really be that bad I don't think to be honest after you're numb. Now on the other hand, this ranks right behind burning to death and drowning IMO
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Yeah, I think hypothermia is actually supposedly peaceful. Like people just start dreaming and seeing things and just drift off to sleep. They just don't wake up.
I don't think drowning would be that bad either. Yeah the panic phase of "oh ****, I'm drowning" would be awful. But you're really just having your oxygen cut off, right? Like passing out.

Burning on the other hand... screw that. I'd rather take a shotgun slug in the chest and stay conscious for a couple minutes.
 
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cyclone101 said:
I don't think drowning would be that bad either. Yeah the panic phase of "oh ****, I'm drowning" would be awful. But you're really just having your oxygen cut off, right? Like passing out.
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I've heard that drowning is actually very painful. Your body is desperately struggling to get air into it lungs. And remember it would be several minutes before you asphyxiated. Pass
 
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At least he died doing what he loved. I still think that is the stupidest way to rationalize people doing crazy **** and dying.
 
Knownothing said:
Glad he made it. I will add this to my worst ways to die along side fire and freezing to death. I think this might now rank number one on ways I don't want to die.
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I’ve heard freezing to death is fairly pleasant as is drowning. The worst part is the panic from knowing you’re dying. If one of these happens to me, I just hope I don’t panic and remember to enjoy the experience that most people don’t have.
 
somecyguy said:
I've heard that drowning is actually very painful. Your body is desperately struggling to get air into it lungs. And remember it would be several minutes before you asphyxiated. Pass
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I think the lack of oxygen can be euphoric. Not that I’m into that kind of thing.
 
Isualum13 said:
Maybe he told them he wouldnt be back until then and when he didnt return they grew concerned. Obviously I dont know but this seems like a logical scenario.
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I don’t know the details, but it’s pretty incredible his brother found him if he was on a multi-day trip. I suppose his brother knew where the good bat droppings were as well
 
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