Great Craigslist ad

[cyson]

They took everything, even the stuff we didn’t steal.

 

[JM4CY]

Forget it. He's rolling...

Not to be a wind bag but the next line is what’s the difference

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Not to be a wind bag but the next line is what’s the difference

Yeah, I know it wasn't in the proper place. But it fit the correction vibe. And no one had mentioned the Germans bombing Pearl Harbor yet!

 

[JM4CY]

Yeah, I know it wasn't in the proper place. But it fit the correction vibe. And no one had mentioned the Germans bombing Pearl Harbor yet!

Ok. I didn’t want to just sit here while you were bad mouthing United States of America.

 

[cyson]

Ok. I didn’t want to just sit here while you were bad mouthing United States of America.

Face it you screwed up and trusted us. If I was you I would drink heavily?

 

[BWRhasnoAC]

This is terrifying.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Ok. I didn’t want to just sit here while you were bad mouthing United States of America.

If you start humming the Star Spangled Banner I'm marching outta here...

 

[JM4CY]

If you start humming the Star Spangled Banner I'm marching outta here...

*cough*