Meth Gators

[coolerifyoudid]

Society's undoing, social media myth or just a cool band name?

https://heavy.com/news/2019/07/meth-gators-5-fast-facts-you-need-to-know/

 

[Mr Janny]

This has SYFY original series written all over it. Somebody get Billy Zane's agent on the phone, pronto!

 

[Cyclonepride]

Would Meth Gators have any teeth? Might be a problem that solves itself.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

Would Meth Gators have any teeth? Might be a problem that solves itself.

They will aggressively gum you to death.

 

[SCyclone]

OK, what I want to know is, who is actually going to flush meth down a toilet? Certainly not the user. Maybe some suburban Mom that finds it in her kid's dresser.

But I can't imagine enough of it being disposed of to even get a frog more than a little high for a little while.

 

[Acylum]

They will aggressively gum you to death.

I’ve seen old Tarzan movies where he just jams a stick in the gator’s mouth so they can’t close it. That would be my plan, sans loin cloth.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

This has SYFY original series written all over it. Somebody get Billy Zane's agent on the phone, pronto!

The Billy Zane mention really sells it.

 

[madguy30]

Saw some blip about an article involving someone who was either caught with or threw away something like $200,000 worth of meth.

I'm not in the know at all about prices for drugs...but isn't meth one that's so popular because it's cheap?

 

[madguy30]

...“can lead to dangerous cardiac responses in meth-intoxicated humans..."

Yeah, the cardiac response is the dangerous thing here.

 

[dosry5]

I’ve seen old Tarzan movies where he just jams a stick in the gator’s mouth so they can’t close it. That would be my plan, sans loin cloth.

So you’re gonna do it while naked? Who are you, Bear Grylis?

 

[knowlesjam]

Only one thing to use on the gators...

The 280 mm Atomic Cannon...

 

[I-stateTheTruth]

"What is the University of Florida's new nickname, Alex?"

 

[coolerifyoudid]

I’ve seen old Tarzan movies where he just jams a stick in the gator’s mouth so they can’t close it. That would be my plan, sans loin cloth.

That's ballsy

 

[jdoggivjc]

Some idiot is going to adopt one of these meth gators and name it Tuco (tight, tight)

 

[Clonehomer]

OK, what I want to know is, who is actually going to flush meth down a toilet? Certainly not the user. Maybe some suburban Mom that finds it in her kid's dresser.

But I can't imagine enough of it being disposed of to even get a frog more than a little high for a little while.

But is it enough to turn those frogs gay?

 

[Cycsk]

A little note for all you Gator fans. The guy who caught the gator in the park in Chicago threw out the first pitch at last night's Cubs game. It was awesome. He got a standing ovation!

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

 

[knowlesjam]

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Honestly the most disturbing thing I've seen in some time. And, given this is CF, that is saying something.