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cycloner29

cycloner29

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The other day my wife was in the backyard and say this red glowing light coming from our neighbor's house. This neighbor lives behind and southwest of us and has a big 4 section bay window with the shades open (hence how easy it was to see the glowing red light). Our neighbor is far from being an exhibitionist as the only heads she turns is when you see her and want to throw up.

So this morning I was out watering our garden, when low and behold, there she was in all her glory with no clothes on just those little glasses you put on if you were on a tanning bed with this, looking like Ms Satan. There are somethings in life that you will never ever forget and this is one of those!! I've have no idea what the hell she is going but if she is trying to get rid of her ugliness, it's going to take more than a red glowing light on her naked body.

Any idea what she is doing with this type of light. It's not like she has it on for more than 5-10 minutes? There is now freaking way I am going to approach her about it either. My wife and I were just wondering what she is doing.
 
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cycloner29 said:
The other day my wife was in the backyard and say this red glowing light coming from our neighbor's house. This neighbor lives behind and southwest of us and has a big 4 section bay window with the shades open (hence how easy it was to see the glowing red light). Our neighbor is far from being an exhibitionist as the only heads she turns is when you see her and want to throw up.

So this morning I was out watering our garden, when low and behold, there she was in all her glory with no clothes on just those little glasses you put on if you were on a tanning bed with this, looking like Ms Satan. There are somethings in life that you will never ever forget and this is one of those!! I've have no idea what the hell she is going but if she is trying to get rid of her ugliness, it's going to take more than a red glowing light on her naked body.

Any idea what she is doing with this type of light. It's not like she has it on for more than 5-10 minutes? There is now freaking way I am going to approach her about it either. My wife and I were just wondering what she is doing.
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Probably using this:
https://joovv.com/pages/homepage-v2?utm_campaign={adwords}&adgroupid=54223927383&utm_content=354989187305&utm_term=joovv%20light&gclid=Cj0KCQjwyLDpBRCxARIsAEENsrIL6qjrkYZXua_O8gnEU0c6ok2nWJB76a1C4HMDC-DvRqN9AYnMzhMaAgIcEALw_wcB&utm_expid=.w6yRg4aNTHuub9ze_g-gVg.1&utm_referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F
 
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Could you hear the song Lemonade? Was her significant other dressed as Jay z?
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cyinne said:
First thing I thought of. Good job helping me not having to go down a rabbit hole trying to find this GIF.
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We're sitting here 20+ years past that show's prime and it still fits so many situations. Remarkable. The best was when Jerry and Kramer switched roles and personalities in the same episode and Kramer became the voice of reason. Haha.

 
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cycloner29 said:
The other day my wife was in the backyard and say this red glowing light coming from our neighbor's house. This neighbor lives behind and southwest of us and has a big 4 section bay window with the shades open (hence how easy it was to see the glowing red light). Our neighbor is far from being an exhibitionist as the only heads she turns is when you see her and want to throw up.

So this morning I was out watering our garden, when low and behold, there she was in all her glory with no clothes on just those little glasses you put on if you were on a tanning bed with this, looking like Ms Satan. There are somethings in life that you will never ever forget and this is one of those!! I've have no idea what the hell she is going but if she is trying to get rid of her ugliness, it's going to take more than a red glowing light on her naked body.

Any idea what she is doing with this type of light. It's not like she has it on for more than 5-10 minutes? There is now freaking way I am going to approach her about it either. My wife and I were just wondering what she is doing.
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I’m intrigued
 
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cycloner29 said:
The other day my wife was in the backyard and say this red glowing light coming from our neighbor's house. This neighbor lives behind and southwest of us and has a big 4 section bay window with the shades open (hence how easy it was to see the glowing red light). Our neighbor is far from being an exhibitionist as the only heads she turns is when you see her and want to throw up.

So this morning I was out watering our garden, when low and behold, there she was in all her glory with no clothes on just those little glasses you put on if you were on a tanning bed with this, looking like Ms Satan. There are somethings in life that you will never ever forget and this is one of those!! I've have no idea what the hell she is going but if she is trying to get rid of her ugliness, it's going to take more than a red glowing light on her naked body.

Any idea what she is doing with this type of light. It's not like she has it on for more than 5-10 minutes? There is now freaking way I am going to approach her about it either. My wife and I were just wondering what she is doing.
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Figure out her schedule. It sounds like you could sell tickets to Remo....
 
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cycloner29 said:
So this morning I was out watering our garden, when low and behold, there she was in all her glory with no clothes on just those little glasses you put on if you were on a tanning bed with this, looking like Ms Satan. There are somethings in life that you will never ever forget and this is one of those!! I've have no idea what the hell she is going but if she is trying to get rid of her ugliness, it's going to take more than a red glowing light on her naked body.

Any idea what she is doing with this type of light. It's not like she has it on for more than 5-10 minutes? There is now freaking way I am going to approach her about it either. My wife and I were just wondering what she is doing.
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Go on....
 
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