Royce to the Big 3?

Women got pissed off at me on a regular basis, and usually because I would get them right. It doesn't take long before you actually get pretty good at it.
Seems like an easy way to bag a cougar. Just guess all the 40 year old women are 25, and work your magic
 
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Yeah because ALL women are dying to hook up with a carny?

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Wanna ****?

Depends - what ride do you take tickets for? If it's tea cups then take that weak sauce outta here. But if it's the TILTA WHIRL then I'm in - or YOU'RE in...

Please have a mullet! Please have home made tattoos! Please live in a travel trailer! Please have lots of meth!
 
Has anyone in the media even mentioned anything about Royce going to the Pelicans?

No but every few months Royce misses seeing himself being talked about so has to say something outlandish to get back in the news. I guess it’s working, i posted about him.
 
Every time I see something pop up Royce related I automatically assume it sis something along these lines.
 
He was kicked out of the Canadian League, and still firmly believes he's like a top 5 player in the world right now. I thought he might still have some talent, until i watched him play in The Tournament last summer. He wasn't even a top 5 player in that game.

Also claimed the Rockets would have an NBA championship if he were still there.
 
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Remember when Bill Simmons was still writing and came up with the Tyson Zone? I think we're there with Royce. Almost nothing he says or does surprises me anymore.
Training to be a MMA fighter but has not signed on to any promotion.
Thinks he is the second best Point Forward in the world, comparing himself to LeBron.
Thinks he should be in the NBA yet is in the Big 3, old man league.
Had an embarrassing performance last year in the TBT game.
Will never out-grow the "won't fly" perception.
 

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