Hammered on Strongbow and talking smack to EIU fans... the conversation went something like this
me: HOOK EM HORNS!
EIU fan turns around
me: DREW TATE FOR HEISMAN!
EIU fan: who do you cheer for
i point to my ISU shirt
EIU fan's buddy: oh yeah, what have you got??
me: well, we dont have the state's highest paid employee's son living in subsidized housing
EIU fan's buddy: "oh yeah, what have you got??"
(this went on for 8 times before i finally said "you know what, you're right, we've got nothing")
EIU fan: yeah, well good luck with chizik
me: well, i'm glad we got the hottest coaching prospect in the nation, and not some overpaid dousche like ferentz
EIU: ferentz is a great coach, what are you talking about?
me: (sing-songy voice) one of the coaches is not like the other... Bob Stoops... Pete Caroll... KIRK FERENTZ.. which one has not won a national championship??
EIU: yeah, well where'd ISU go this year?
me: yeah, well where was ISU ranked pre-season??
me: you know what ISU fans and Iowa fans have in common?
EIU: not much
me: neither went to the university of iowa (thanks to whoever posted that on this board, it's the greatest one ever!)
EIU: well i did
me: oh really?? what did you major in??
EIU: well... uh... ummmmm
me: you didnt go to the university of iowa, in fact im willing to bet that you dropped out of kirkwood
EIU: well.. uh... ummmm...F--K YOU!
me: you know what, i can think of a million better ways to ring in the new year than talking to a complete moron... good luck with your new career in the recycling business...
at this point i walked to the bar and got another drink, because i really needed one
me: HOOK EM HORNS!
EIU fan turns around
me: DREW TATE FOR HEISMAN!
EIU fan: who do you cheer for
i point to my ISU shirt
EIU fan's buddy: oh yeah, what have you got??
me: well, we dont have the state's highest paid employee's son living in subsidized housing
EIU fan's buddy: "oh yeah, what have you got??"
(this went on for 8 times before i finally said "you know what, you're right, we've got nothing")
EIU fan: yeah, well good luck with chizik
me: well, i'm glad we got the hottest coaching prospect in the nation, and not some overpaid dousche like ferentz
EIU: ferentz is a great coach, what are you talking about?
me: (sing-songy voice) one of the coaches is not like the other... Bob Stoops... Pete Caroll... KIRK FERENTZ.. which one has not won a national championship??
EIU: yeah, well where'd ISU go this year?
me: yeah, well where was ISU ranked pre-season??
me: you know what ISU fans and Iowa fans have in common?
EIU: not much
me: neither went to the university of iowa (thanks to whoever posted that on this board, it's the greatest one ever!)
EIU: well i did
me: oh really?? what did you major in??
EIU: well... uh... ummmmm
me: you didnt go to the university of iowa, in fact im willing to bet that you dropped out of kirkwood
EIU: well.. uh... ummmm...F--K YOU!
me: you know what, i can think of a million better ways to ring in the new year than talking to a complete moron... good luck with your new career in the recycling business...
at this point i walked to the bar and got another drink, because i really needed one
