Little Connie is a b****. He’s a giant douche and little b****, nothing more, nothing less. He plays like a b****, he’s pouts like a b****. He’s going to have plenty of pshyco outrage moments just like his dad because he’s a total spaz, and literally every team he plays against will not only hate him, but also not respect his game (because his game is, well, not very good). He’s a perfect fit for the suckeyes; slow whiteboy with sub-P5 level talent, who happens to look and act like a giant douche.
Lol my gawd the suckeyes put some lineups out there last night that were the perfect combination of hideous, total dork, and total douche. So fitting for them.