Noah Fant Not in Iowa City

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Found this weeks Hawkeye game watch.
 
Mexico City sinks at a rate of 8 inches per year. It sinks by triple that amount when Nate Stanley goes to visit.

Nate Stanley is so fat, he went for a swim in the ocean and accidentally bumped into the Titanic. The rest is history.

The reason Pluto is no longer a planet is because scientists said: "Look, if we call Pluto a planet then we'll also have to call Nate Stanley a planet."
 

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