***OFFICIAL 2018 **** IOWA THREAD***

[CycloneRulzzz]

Scott Evil: It's no hassle...

Dr. Evil: **** Iowa

Scott Evil: But...

Dr. Evil: **** Iowa

Scott Evil: I'm...

Dr. Evil: **** Iowa

Scott Evil: All I'm say...

Dr. Evil: **** Iowa

Scott Evil: There gonna get a...

Dr. Evil: **** Iowa

Scott Evil: I'm...

Dr. Evil: **** Iowa

Scott Evil: I'm just...

Dr. Evil: **** Iowa

Scott Evil: Would...

Dr. Evil: **** Iowa. Knock-knock.

Scott Evil: Who's there?

Dr. Evil: **** Iowa

Scott Evil: But...

Dr. Evil: Let me tell you a little story about a man named **** Iowa! **** Iowa! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive "**** Iowa!" Now, I have a whole bag of "**** Iowa" with your name on it.

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

I'd like to solve the puzzle Pat,

 

[IASTATE07]

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That's actually pretty funny. Well done.

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

 

[CloneLawman]

 

[CloneLawman]

 

[NWICY]

That would be an awesome student section card trick for next yr. Totally unsanctioned by anyone of course.

 

[inCyteful]

That would be an awesome student section card trick for next yr. Totally unsanctioned by anyone of course.

In my day, students would have made this happen.

Of course, there wouldn't have been anyone in the stadium to see it.

 

[peteypie]

I fully expect a bunch of tired memes, tavernhok references, and oh so cleverly hidden f-bombs (because apparently using the whole word violates the TOS as there are so many children and otherwise sensitive churchgoers present).

Some war stories about previous bad experiences in Iowa City would also be entertaining. Like the clone fan who bitched about his wife getting stink palmed by a boy scout.

C'mon guys, exceed my already low expectations: ready, set, post!

**** you and **** iowa!

 

[GTO]

 

[CloneLawman]

 

[CloneFan4]

Tonight was about seeking people out in Iowa State gear in downtown DSM, grabbing them dramatically, and whispering "**** the Hawks". Every reaction was gold.

**** the Hawks

 

[jmb]

I fully expect a bunch of tired memes, tavernhok references, and oh so cleverly hidden f-bombs (because apparently using the whole word violates the TOS as there are so many children and otherwise sensitive churchgoers present).

Some war stories about previous bad experiences in Iowa City would also be entertaining. Like the clone fan who bitched about his wife getting stink palmed by a boy scout.

C'mon guys, exceed my already low expectations: ready, set, post!

 

[Cyched]

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Those guys haven't looked at their girlfriends that way in months.

 

[CloneLawman]

 

[CloneLawman]

 

[MartyFine]

 

[CloneLawman]