Jared's date

[UNIclonefan]

I'm a long time reader and listen to the Podcast on a regular basis. I was just wondering how Jared's Uber driver date went. I might have missed the follow up but I was curious none the less.

 

[cyhiphopp]

She went to Jared?

 

[nfrine]

Quite a first post.

 

[CloneLawman]

Some Uber driver chick dated the former Iowa Hawkeye Horseface?

 

[Sigmapolis]

Doubleplusgood.

 

[Triggermv]

Quite a first post.

I agree. Maybe its the OP is the girl and she is wondering Jared's thoughts on the date and if he'll call her again.....

 

[srjclone]

Quite a first post.

OP is totally not the girl who he went on a date with trying to figure out what he really feels about her. Totally..

 

[srjclone]

Wow. Props trigger hahaha

 

[weR138]

I'm pretty sure Jared from Subway's date is a 6'-7" gang banger named "Big Evil" doin' 30-life for murder 1...

 

[cyclonestans]

 

[CloneLawman]

Quite a first post.

Let's not talk about his post. Some features of a date should remain private.

 

[Fitzy]

Unfortunately, Jared's big date fell through. (Unless he's lying to me/the rest of you...) So all of that build-up was for naught.

Because of this, Jared is strongly a "Not" for me until further notice.

 

[JHUNSY]

The early rumor is she showed up, saw his stature, and uttered the following under her breath:

"Not 6'10", do not want."

Upon that moment, Meek Mill appeared through the doors on mechanical horse back. He then took her hand as she saddled upon his noble steed, and the two fled the scene to attend the 76ers game in person.

Here is some documented footage from the incident:

 

[GTO]

http://money.cnn.com/2018/04/30/technology/uber-driver-sexual-assault/index.html

 

[Cyched]

I'm a long time reader and listen to the Podcast on a regular basis. I was just wondering how Jared's Uber driver date went. I might have missed the follow up but I was curious none the less.

Fear not, @JStanz51, it appears you have someone else who wants you.

 

[carvers4math]

Is this alleged date the real reason he didn’t update his alleged “running” blog for so long?

 

[Doc]

I always felt being an uber driver would be a decent way to meet girls.

 

[simply1]

I always felt being an uber driver would be a decent way to meet girls.

I've caught some drivers ending bar shifts for early morning flights, it seems it's not uncommon to have propositions and interesting things happen in the back seat.

 

[JStanz51]

@Fitzy is correct when he reports the date never happened. Hard to be too bummed about that though. I still got a great story out of the whole situation.

 

[LoyalFawker]

Unfortunately, Jared's big date fell through. (Unless he's lying to me/the rest of you...) So all of that build-up was for naught.

Because of this, Jared is strongly a "Not" for me until further notice.

Or maybe Jared showed up to the date only to find out that the girl is a warriors fan that loves KD and hates The Process. She also has a pet goose, this encounter scarred Jared so much that he could not bring himself to even acknowledge that it ever happened and has created an alternate memory to replace this horrible event...