Yeah but I was just going to loan him some.You forgot materials needed (in my experience, maybe slight exaggeration and perhaps just describing middle America): backwards Fred Durst style Hawks/Cubs baseball hat, LOTS of Journey and AC/DC on the Ipod/Discman, either a Hawkeye or high school shirt from the year you graduated, and a certain belligerent, yet controlled demeanor like your owed something, so you can verbally harass and scrutinize anyone for wearing an ISU shirt or rival high school in 'your bar'.