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[CycloneVet]

The best place for sunglasses is hanging from the neck of your shirt. That is what cool people do

 

[SolarGarlic]

I'm pretty sure he's not wearing them over his eyes. That would be a little odd, indeed. I wear hats a lot (with the bill forward) and always have sunglasses on me because my eyes are more sensitive to light than most. Dude probably wore them from his car to Hilton, took them off, and not having a case, put them on his hat. That's what I would be doing.

It's a dad move for sure. Could be worse, you could put them upside down on the back of your neck.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

I think that's called a "Cost Cutters haircut."

 

[Clonehomer]

Ehh better than the Nebraska cut.

That's also popular in Stillwater Oklahoma apparently.

 

[theantiAIRBHG]

It's a dad move for sure. Could be worse, you could put them upside down on the back of your neck.

Calm down, Guy Fieri.

 

[cytheguy]

It's basically just a Ceasar haircut that was popular in the 90s and is still worn today by men who are stuck in the 90s.

FIFY

 

[isuno1fan]

It's not an Iowa thing, it's an upper central plains thing. That cut is all over Mn, ND, and SD too.

 

[cytheguy]

Last I checked the sun still comes up in December. We aren't in the arctic circle. I see nothing wrong.

Indoors? In December? After dark? Just sayin'... Probably also can be seen doing...

That right there is your typical DB look.

 

[cyclonedave25]

Still not as goofy as the Southern Frat boy haircut, aka Bama Bangs:

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Still not as goofy as the Southern Frat boy haircut, aka Bama Bangs:

The bottom three are significantly better.

 

[Cycsk]

The Wichita Special.

 

[Gunnerclone]

It's basically just a Ceasar haircut that's been popular since the 90s.

Ya since dumb and dumber came out.

 

[Gunnerclone]

The Wichita Special.

I'm from Des Moines. This is how we tell people are from southern Iowa.

 

[CarlHungus]

I'm from Des Moines. This is how we tell people are from southern Iowa.

Also know as Northern Missouri

 

[Gunnerclone]

Still not as goofy as the Southern Frat boy haircut, aka Bama Bangs:

That's the "No Country For Old Men"

 

[BikeSkiClone]

Ya since dumb and dumber came out.

Guy I used to work for could be the clone of Jim Carrey circa Dumb & Dumber era, but with longer hair to about eyebrows and touching the ears. When he came back from the gym or pool it would be center parted (ala Alfalfa in Little Rascals) with whispy "bangs" in the front and it legitimately creeped me out and I couldn't look at him. I was relieved when it dried and the center part faded and it covered his forehead more, but it was still uncomfortable to look at.

 

[HFCS]

For the record, I'm not sure the greasy caesar haircut was ever popular with anyone other than the dudes wearing it.