No lose bet....

CloneFan96

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I bet $250 for Iowa to win. The payout is only $40 but I would gladly pay $250 for ISU to win this game. If we lose I still walk away with $40. I'm thinking I might bet against ISU all year and use the money to go to the Big12 Championships in KC this year.

I'm really scared this is a name your score game for Iowa this season. Living in Iowa City will make this a very, very long year.
 
I bet $250 for Iowa to win. The payout is only $40 but I would gladly pay $250 for ISU to win this game. If we lose I still walk away with $40. I'm thinking I might bet against ISU all year and use the money to go to the Big12 Championships in KC this year.

I'm really scared this is a name your score game for Iowa this season. Living in Iowa City will make this a very, very long year.

You need to bet enough that it would actually hurt if ISU wins. :p
 
I believe that would actually be a win-lose bet as you can never actually win both. I said it, I guess I'll be that guy. (I would put a jimlad here but I still don't know how)
 
Makes me think of the rundown casino that Clark and Eddie visit, "They don't have any of these games at the Mirage! Eddie, give me twenty bucks!"

Betting on the Hawks is like playing pick a number or guess which hand.
 
I bet $250 for Iowa to win. The payout is only $40 but I would gladly pay $250 for ISU to win this game. If we lose I still walk away with $40. I'm thinking I might bet against ISU all year and use the money to go to the Big12 Championships in KC this year.

I'm really scared this is a name your score game for Iowa this season. Living in Iowa City will make this a very, very long year.
What if after 10 overtimes there is a drunken Iowa fan that goes streaking onto the field and rubs his onions on the football and nobody wants to touch it so they just end the game in a tie? That would suck for you.
 
I have done this so many times and let me tell you it is more accurately described as a lose/lose bet.
 
What if after 10 overtimes there is a drunken Iowa fan that goes streaking onto the field and rubs his onions on the football and nobody wants to touch it so they just end the game in a tie? That would suck for you.
I really worry about your thought processes sometimes...
 
I bet $250 for Iowa to win. The payout is only $40 but I would gladly pay $250 for ISU to win this game. If we lose I still walk away with $40. I'm thinking I might bet against ISU all year and use the money to go to the Big12 Championships in KC this year.

I'm really scared this is a name your score game for Iowa this season. Living in Iowa City will make this a very, very long year.

Betting against your own team is bad juju, no matter how much of a lock the bet is. Pretty hard to justify.
 
This will be such a laugher that Kirk will not even chew gum.
it is wierd, but the more that time goes by the more pissed I get at not jettisoning that last crew after the Libety Bowl. We got woodsheded by Tulsa!!!!!! And then paid a bunch of money to the Mangino Family vacation fund. F$%^ this. UNI game reeked about as much as this other crap that did not pass the smell test.
 
What if after 10 overtimes there is a drunken Iowa fan that goes streaking onto the field and rubs his onions on the football and nobody wants to touch it so they just end the game in a tie? That would suck for you.

They do bring more than one football . . .

Or are you thinking not even the ball boy will touch it? Like it just lays on the field at the stadium the rest of the season and they "work around it?"
 
They do bring more than one football . . .

Or are you thinking not even the ball boy will touch it? Like it just lays on the field at the stadium the rest of the season and they "work around it?"

What if the streaker drops a deuce on the field? You can't keep playing, can you?

And before you question this, yes this is a possible outcome in Iowa City. That's just how they roll over there.
 
This will be such a laugher that Kirk will not even chew gum.
it is wierd, but the more that time goes by the more pissed I get at not jettisoning that last crew after the Libety Bowl. We got woodsheded by Tulsa!!!!!! And then paid a bunch of money to the Mangino Family vacation fund. F$%^ this. UNI game reeked about as much as this other crap that did not pass the smell test.

There it is!

First of the season?
 

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