Random Thoughts VII 'Merica (RTTVII)

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get it made into a stamp. Someone at work had ours as a stamp. Still have to sign and fill out the specific dept cost center, but the first like 4 things were all filled out.

The first two are always the same (corporate code and cost center code) the the next two vary (store code and description code). It just so happened that I had a billion invoices for toners that all got billed to the administrative store code.
 
Guilty pleasure confession, The Mummy with Branden Fraser and Rachel Weisz.

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Not sure if it was common, but I remember watching him one time kick back 3-4 full shot glasses of cheap tequila. I remember because while it wouldn't have been uncommon for me to do that, it was uncommon for him.
You in touch with him nowadays? He's a pastor in Wisconsin (where I've heard tell that there are weirdos..which is not to say he is a weirdo).
 
You in touch with him nowadays? He's a pastor in Wisconsin (where I've heard tell that there are weirdos..which is not to say he is a weirdo).
Been a long time. Honestly, talking to you here might be the only college friend I chat with. Emailed the stick a few times but that was 10+ years. Moving to the home area, I keep in better touch with my Just after HS friends.

I heard he was a pastor, didn't know where. Probably a good choice for him.
 
My neighbor from 2 years ago. It's worse now
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I have a few dandelions in the yard currently (nothing like the above). I don't get out to spray/ treat the lawn until relatively late in the game due to tax season.

I noticed today that my ********** neighbor apparently decided to spray roundup or some such from his property onto mine as I have a number of foot long streaks of dead grass near where a dandelion was growing.

One thought I had regarding an appropriate response was to grow as many of the damn things as possible to spite him, perhaps gathering seeds and surreptitiously blowing them onto his lawn. The leading idea currently is to fill a balloon with roundup, launch it well over the property line onto his lawn and then pull back the burst balloon with a string tied to it. Other thoughts, folks?
 
I have a few dandelions in the yard currently (nothing like the above). I don't get out to spray/ treat the lawn until relatively late in the game due to tax season.

I noticed today that my ********** neighbor apparently decided to spray roundup or some such from his property onto mine as I have a number of foot long streaks of dead grass near where a dandelion was growing.

One thought I had regarding an appropriate response was to grow as many of the damn things as possible to spite him, perhaps gathering seeds and surreptitiously blowing them onto his lawn. The leading idea currently is to fill a balloon with roundup, launch it well over the property line onto his lawn and then pull back the burst balloon with a string tied to it. Other thoughts, folks?

Find about 10 gallons of 28% or 32%. Hose down the guys stuff with that. It will smoke what you spray it on, but if ever checked, no chemicals will show up and if asked if you sprayed chemicals on his stuff you can honestly say no because you sprayed fertilizer on it.
 
I never cease to be amazed by the number of posts these RT threads rack up in a 24 hour span. Never change, you beautiful bastards.
 
I have a few dandelions in the yard currently (nothing like the above). I don't get out to spray/ treat the lawn until relatively late in the game due to tax season.

I noticed today that my ********** neighbor apparently decided to spray roundup or some such from his property onto mine as I have a number of foot long streaks of dead grass near where a dandelion was growing.

One thought I had regarding an appropriate response was to grow as many of the damn things as possible to spite him, perhaps gathering seeds and surreptitiously blowing them onto his lawn. The leading idea currently is to fill a balloon with roundup, launch it well over the property line onto his lawn and then pull back the burst balloon with a string tied to it. Other thoughts, folks?

Well if you do the balloon thing, do it at night and from the neighbor on the other side of him so you don't take the blame. I do like the harvesting seeds and spreading them onto his lawn, wait till summer and get a bunch of thistle seed to go with the dandelions.
 
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Well if you do the balloon thing, do it at night and from the neighbor on the other side of him so you don't take the blame. I do like the harvesting seeds and spreading them onto his lawn, wait till summer and get a bunch of thistle seed to go with the dandelions.
If you want to do the balloon thing you should get one of those slingshots and fire it from your window into his yard. But pro tip, do it at night because they won't be able to see you don't have a screen in...not that I would know
 
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