Jared Uthoff Might NOT be an Alien!

[cyhiphopp]

I've found some interesting evidence in the archives that Uthoff was not pulled out of a pod 6 or 7 years ago.

He almost looks like a nice normal kid here. What the heck happened to him?


I figured we could honor him after his clutch Senior night performance.

 

[keepngoal]

Moving to In-State Rivals.

and why aren't we passed making fun of his appearance?

-keep

 

[isufbcurt]

Dang, he even had huge teeth back then.

 

[isufbcurt]

Moving to In-State Rivals.

and why aren't we passed making fun of his appearance?

-keep

because he's funny looking

 

[cyhiphopp]

because he's funny looking

He's a particularly unique form of funny looking.

 

[CYlent Bob]

Apparently ma & pa Uthoff saved a few bucks by taking their boy to the Moe Howard Barber College for Student Cut Saturday.

 

[2forISU]

Uthoff would have been a monster under Freddy's guidance. By switching to Iowa Uthoff has missed out the following:
2-Final 4's with Wisconsin
1-Championship game
1-Big Ten regular Season Championship
1-Big Ten Tournament Championship

Or if he came to ISU:
2-Big 12 Tournament Championships
52 consecutive weeks of being ranked in the top-25
Sweet-16(not sure if he would have been eligible but on the bench)
Playing in Hilton over Carver

Playing at Iowa:
Epic meltdown year-afer-year
Playing for MadFran...I don't wish this on any kid
Empty Carver

 

[WastedTalent]

After seeing his GF, I won't be making fun of his appearance anymore. I actually gained some respect for him. Props JU

 

[Cyclonepride]

Moving to In-State Rivals.

and why aren't we passed making fun of his appearance?

-keep

I think the rule should be if you want to make fun of someone's appearance, you should post a picture of your own goofy self.

 

[cyhiphopp]

I think the rule should be if you want to make fun of someone's appearance, you should post a picture of your own goofy self.

This is pretty accurate