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Hey CloneFan and wxman, I think we cleared everyone else out. You guys wanna talk **** about the other posters on here now?
 
Hey CloneFan and wxman, I think we cleared everyone else out. You guys wanna talk **** about the other posters on here now?

Pants - doesn't like soccer...tool
55DB - dating pants...nothing more needed
KC - old
00 - lives in IC
CG - easy to fool in mafia
nick - sucks at fifa
bdk - coolest cat to occasionally post in here

:jimlad:
 
Pants - doesn't like soccer...tool
55DB - dating pants...nothing more needed
KC - old
00 - lives in IC
CG - easy to fool in mafia
nick - sucks at fifa
bdk - coolest cat to occasionally post in here

:jimlad:
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Pants - doesn't like soccer...tool
55DB - dating pants...nothing more needed
KC - old
00 - lives in IC
CG - easy to fool in mafia
nick - sucks at fifa
bdk - coolest cat to occasionally post in here

:jimlad:


hey what! I was decent at mafia. I was just never, ever mafia so it made it harder to learn about their strategies. Then the one time I was, schfinkter was a *******.
 
Pants - doesn't like soccer...tool
55DB - dating pants...nothing more needed
KC - old
00 - lives in IC
CG - easy to fool in mafia
nick - sucks at fifa
bdk - coolest cat to occasionally post in here

:jimlad:

I was okay with everything up until that point.
 
hey what! I was decent at mafia. I was just never, ever mafia so it made it harder to learn about their strategies. Then the one time I was, schfinkter was a *******.

You are pretty good I'll give that to you! I just remember the one time you sacrificed yourself for me when i turned out to be mafia. I actually felt bad since you were so kind about it.

Btw I forgot:

JCyclone - like *****
 
you ever really wanted a gold start or cookie or something for telling someone they are dumb in a meeting?


If I have to hear one more time about how you spent six hours reformatting an Excel file and expecting a pat on the back for your dedication, when in reality it's because you wanted to waste time and are terrible at Excel formatting, I'm going to do something perfectly representative of my Midwestern passive aggressiveness.
 
You are pretty good I'll give that to you! I just remember the one time you sacrificed yourself for me when i turned out to be mafia. I actually felt bad since you were so kind about it.

Btw I forgot:

JCyclone - like *****


But I think it worked out because it made it a tie, right? It wasn't all to be nice, IIRC, I was a reg inno and I figured we'd learn more from a tie. I'm trying to remember how that all went down. Did I not actually die? Like, was there a thing being passed around that I thought someone would save me with?
 
you ever really wanted a gold start or cookie or something for telling someone they are dumb in a meeting?


If I have to hear one more time about how you spent six hours reformatting an Excel file and expecting a pat on the back for your dedication, when in reality it's because you wanted to waste time and are terrible at Excel formatting, I'm going to do something perfectly representative of my Midwestern passive aggressiveness.

Like buying him a Coke, but shaking it up before giving to him?
 
But I think it worked out because it made it a tie, right? It wasn't all to be nice, IIRC, I was a reg inno and I figured we'd learn more from a tie. I'm trying to remember how that all went down. Did I not actually die? Like, was there a thing being passed around that I thought someone would save me with?

I think it was the Lion King game (20 years old and that is still one of my favorite movies)...and yes you did put it in a three way tie but ended up being killed in the randomizer if my memory serves me correctly.
 
I know I spend too much time on CF when I look at an E-mail I compose to a customer and it reads like some snarky thing I'd post on here.

Then I hafta go and delete the words "*****" and "douchecanoe"
 
On today's episode of Househunter's: cstrunk Edition...

cstrunk is in the real estate (apartment) market needing to downsize from his current rental house (3/2/2), the lease on which ends December 31st. He has looked at three apartments today, all one bedroom. All three properties offer amenities such as a bark park for his dog, washer/dryer hookups, a community swimming pool/clubhouse, and first floor availability. cstrunk has to consider dog accommodations as well as storage facility options because he has an ATV, 16' trailer, and a few boxes of things that can be stored outside of the apartment.

Apartment #1 is located in a complex that cstrunk used to live at, which is just 2-3 minutes from campus. The complex is a mix of young and old alike, and mostly quiet. The unit is currently being remodeled and will have all black applicances, formica counter-tops, granite fireplace, patio, wood floors in the kitchen/dining/living room areas, and boasts 760 sq. ft of living space. A separate storage unit facility is located next to the complex, but may not be the storage facility that is chosen regardless of apartment selection. Bark park access is close, very close, as in, right by the patio and bedroom window. While conveniently close, cstrunk would be able to hear people entering and exiting the bark park via noisy metal gate and dog/people noise right outside the apartment. Rent is $800 + $20 water + electricity. The application fee will be waived. The unit can be held until December 12th at the latest, which would allow for a relaxed multi-week move, but cost an extra $450-500 for December rent.

Apartment #2 is located just 4-5 minutes from campus. cstrunk knows several tenants at the complex that are in his classes, which would make studying convenient and improve his social life. Added amenities include a 24-hour fitness center (let's be honest here, cstrunk doesn't work out much) and a car care center. The bark park is a short walk away and includes a doggy shower. The interior of the apartment isn't bad, but not nearly as nice as Apartment #1 will be and has a living space of 632 sq. ft. A small patio is present. Rent is $790 + $20 sewer + electricity. The application and administrative fee ($170) is applied towards the first month's rent. Off-site storage will be needed. This unit is available for move in on December 26th which would give cstrunk a few days to move.

Apartment #3 is located about 10 minutes from campus. The 706 sq. ft. unit looks nice on the outside but more dated on the inside than Apartment #2. Rent is $854 + $30 water + $20 pet monthly fee. An on-site single car garage space is available for $75/mo., and no off-site storage would be necessary. $150 application fee. Can you tell cstrunk is getting tired of typing this stuff yet? This unit has no patio, only a set of Juliet Doors. The bark park is a couple minute walk across the complex. There is also a 24-hour fitness center. cstrunk doesn't remember the exact move-in date, but thinks it was December 18th.

Each complex has a $2-300 pet deposit and rent deposit from $2-400. Off-site storage facility use will likely range around $80-120.

Which apartment do you think cstrunk should choose? Stay tuned!
 
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