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Apparently Halloween is now no longer just for women to dress slutty, but it's also for men to dress like women. I've seriously seen gay pride parades with less cross dressing.
 
Could have sworn I heard knocking a little bit ago so I called the police non-emergency and just asked them to check the area. Lesson learned tell them to call me if they want to talk to me. If not they will lock loudly causing the dog to bark waking the baby up. Oh and reason #2 this weekend why I am blonde. I was dumb and put my little 3 inches butterfly knife in my pocket....open. went to get it out and stabbed my hand. Not bad but it was bleeding pretty good until I got pressure on it.
Did Rum Brooklyn hijack your account?
 
Could have sworn I heard knocking a little bit ago so I called the police non-emergency and just asked them to check the area. Lesson learned tell them to call me if they want to talk to me. If not they will lock loudly causing the dog to bark waking the baby up. Oh and reason #2 this weekend why I am blonde. I was dumb and put my little 3 inches butterfly knife in my pocket....open. went to get it out and stabbed my hand. Not bad but it was bleeding pretty good until I got pressure on it.

When I first moved to Hawaii, someone knocked on my door really loud and fast at about 2:30 in the morning. I got up to answer, then stopped and thought "I know no one here. This might not end well." So I didn't answer. Next day, I read about how some old lady was beaten and robbed about five blocks down at 4am that night because she opened the door to a stranger. Could have been a coincidence, but I can help but think that probably would have been me.
 
Did Rum Brooklyn hijack your account?

I wish.

When I first moved to Hawaii, someone knocked on my door really loud and fast at about 2:30 in the morning. I got up to answer, then stopped and thought "I know no one here. This might not end well." So I didn't answer. Next day, I read about how some old lady was beaten and robbed about five blocks down at 4am that night because she opened the door to a stranger. Could have been a coincidence, but I can help but think that probably would have been me.

I think it is a safe assumption. This was a light knock. The dog didn't do anything. Unless his "hey pet me" just before it was actually a "hey I heard something".
 
00 trying to stir things up. I like it!

The "I am a better fan than you" ******** **** me off more than the uber negative guys. Oh, if only this were an adult open forum like Shaggy Texas and I could go full Boxster.
 
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When I first moved to Hawaii, someone knocked on my door really loud and fast at about 2:30 in the morning. I got up to answer, then stopped and thought "I know no one here. This might not end well." So I didn't answer. Next day, I read about how some old lady was beaten and robbed about five blocks down at 4am that night because she opened the door to a stranger. Could have been a coincidence, but I can help but think that probably would have been me.

I am not going to answer my door at 2:30 a.m. but I am calling 911 and also taking a peek out the window to see wtf is going on.

BTW, yesterday afternoon I heard banging behind my house and looked out and saw the little neighbor dude in my driveway. From the little footprints on my garage door he had apparently been kicking it. WTF?
 
I am not going to answer my door at 2:30 a.m. but I am calling 911 and also taking a peek out the window to see wtf is going on.

BTW, yesterday afternoon I heard banging behind my house and looked out and saw the little neighbor dude in my driveway. From the little footprints on my garage door he had apparently been kicking it. WTF?

Yeah there was no way I was going outside. I had the knife to make me feel better about chances should something happen.
 
One bag of min-Snickers. One bag of Mini-Twix. Number of Trick-or-Treaters = 0. Winning.

Like most years, no sidewalks, no street lights, dead end street = no kids.

BTW, if little Charlie had come I would have asked him why he was kicking my house earlier.
 
Salad is made and in the fridge chilling. Brownies are baking. Ate more grapes than bacon when making salad.
#healthy living.
 
When I first moved to Hawaii, someone knocked on my door really loud and fast at about 2:30 in the morning. I got up to answer, then stopped and thought "I know no one here. This might not end well." So I didn't answer. Next day, I read about how some old lady was beaten and robbed about five blocks down at 4am that night because she opened the door to a stranger. Could have been a coincidence, but I can help but think that probably would have been me.

I don't like sad stories. No sir I do not.
 
I am not going to answer my door at 2:30 a.m. but I am calling 911 and also taking a peek out the window to see wtf is going on.

BTW, yesterday afternoon I heard banging behind my house and looked out and saw the little neighbor dude in my driveway. From the little footprints on my garage door he had apparently been kicking it. WTF?

Give me nice car! Kick-kick-kick!
 
Great score on the game, great time taking four little girls trick-or-treating...
Living out in the woods and being empty-nesters has deprived us of this small joy for over ten years now.

I forgot how adorable the little ones can be...Hallie (age 2.5) talked non-stop about EVERYthing that happened...and whether or not she was allowed to choose or the people "chooseded" for her...



We had one little boy about that age come through who was allowed to take two (before we knew we were going to run out!) and he had the hardest time choosing a second piece. It was pretty cute.
 
so................we won last night? I saw the score on my phone about 2am (1am?) and was very loudly like WTF?!
 
5 am was way to late. And we had to have an ambulance come to our house after the bar so that was interesting.
 
We had one little boy about that age come through who was allowed to take two (before we knew we were going to run out!) and he had the hardest time choosing a second piece. It was pretty cute.

# Ovaries go squeee!
 
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