I would never do anything with a roommate's sister and the friend is not my type. Plus I'm meeting someone out later anyway.
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This is why you fail at life.
You gotta shoot for the stars. Better odds
I was supposed to fast last night for my finger ***** last night
I would never do anything with a roommate's sister and the friend is not my type. Plus I'm meeting someone out later anyway.
Must not be hot.
But daaaamn playa'! You always seem to have a backup plan! (Except for that one time at a Ranger's game when you had an extra suite ticket)
She said prikc?
I did not realize that was a banned word. Huh.
I've got to be at the airport at 5am tomorrow and I haven't even started packing or cleaning the house.
I have to go into work tomorrow morning for a Saturday delivery and then drive the unit downtown tomorrow. I swear to god if Fedex priority is late, I'm gonna send stormchaser out after them.
I just thought it was Rum Brooklyn not giving a ****.
you should get on that. Is this the FL trip?
no, they stabbed my finger this morning at work to see all my levels of shiz. Oooooooooo, I could post a pic showing how much blood is under the band-aid! My hand must have been warm this morning because my finger bled a lot. Sometimes they have to squeeze because it's being slow but not really today.
I have to go into work tomorrow morning for a Saturday delivery and then drive the unit downtown tomorrow. I swear to god if Fedex priority is late, I'm gonna send stormchaser out after them.