Random Thoughts V

[cyrocksmypants]

Pretty impressive for a vegetrenarian.

Not eating meat will do strange things to a man sometimes....

 

[BoxsterCy]

So it's getting like CG's workplace here. Been covering for my Padawan this week and last because he and wife just had their first baby.

Been emailing back and forth with one of our accounting gals this morning. Said I'd be down to her office to discuss some fiscal closeout stuff this afteroon. So I go down and she isn't there. Boxster: Whar Bre? Co-worker: Contractions. Boxster: Oh!

 

[VeloClone]

So it's getting like CG's workplace here. Been covering for my Padawan this week and last because he and wife just had their first baby.

Been emailing back and forth with one of our accounting gals this morning. Said I'd be down to her office to discuss some fiscal closeout stuff this afteroon. So I go down and she isn't there. Boxster: Whar Bre? Co-worker: Contractions. Boxster: Oh!

So does this story end with Boxster delivering Bre's baby in the Porche with the top down half way to the hospital?

 

[cyrocksmypants]

So does this story end with Boxster delivering Bre's baby in the Porche with the top down half way to the hospital?

While Kenny Loggins's "Danger Zone" is blaring on the radio.

 

[cowgirl836]

I've been told on that I have a much deeper voice on my conference calls. I tend to blame it on the fact that it's 6 or 7 am though.

But you're missing the point. The point was, I actually approved of DH, so now you can go and officially announce your pregnancy like I know you've been wanting to do. Duh.

I thought you already approved of him after the last dream in which my dancing embarrassed him.

 

[NWICY]

The teacher is a *****, just like all the girl math teachers I've had. Also the way she teaches the class is stupid. We do homework in class, then she "teaches" threw youtube videos. So we have double the homework.

Spelling is also one of your strengths?

 

[cyrocksmypants]

I thought you already approved of him after the last dream in which my dancing embarrassed him.

I don't remember this dream at all. Was this the wrapper dream?

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

Anyone else hate the new layout of ESPN? I thought I would get used to it but it's been months and I still hate it.

I hate the format for football games. Everything squeezed into that tiny square. Even with my glasses on I need to get right next to the tv to make somethings out.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

On a side note, I would like to point out that I got banned for making a joke about the menstrual cycle, but the alt account of a permbanned user is just fine calling women *******.

 

[cowgirl836]

I don't remember this dream at all. Was this the wrapper dream?

yes

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

I need some help. Have to call a part time employee under me soon about terminating. Not sure how to word it, and what to say. Boss gave me a quick rundown, but any of you have any other advice?

Make sure you do it on a Friday

We find it's always better to fire people on a Friday. Studies have statistically shown that there's less chance of an incident if you do it at the end of the week. - Office Space

 

[cyrocksmypants]

yes

I guess that explains why you're already pregnant.

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

Hey. Boxster, thanks for randomly liking my CPR post from 5 years ago! Ya big jerk.

I'm king of way in the past thumbs. What Boxster did was doing a Rulzzz.

 

[BoxsterCy]

So does this story end with Boxster delivering Bre's baby in the Porche with the top down half way to the hospital?

And if I was going to midwife it would be in a stalled elevator.

 

[BoxsterCy]

Home from worky and going to go biking and ponder the question of life, the universe and everything.

 

[MLawrence]

Home from worky and going to go biking and ponder the question of life, the universe and everything.

You sure you got a long enough route for that?

 

[isulive2train]

On a side note, I would like to point out that I got banned for making a joke about the menstrual cycle, but the alt account of a permbanned user is just fine calling women *******.

Don't say 8anned...say canned.

 

[BoxsterCy]

You sure you got a long enough route for that?

Just a little mental exercise, I am very old and already know all of the answers.

 

[WooBadger18]

Just a little mental exercise, I am very old and already know all of the answers.

I thought teens were the ones who had all the answers

 

[ISUCyclones2015]

I forgot what I got on the computer to do and I am hoping typing this out will help me think.