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Iowa favored by 4

Guys, I have a confession. I've been wanting to say this all week, just couldn't find the right time.
**** IOWA
 
We're all ESKIMO BROTHERS!
**** yeah!
And **** Iowa!
(umm..., you "wrapped it before you slapped it, right? Cause I don't wanna catch nothing).
 
Watching a coast as it slips by the ship is like thinking about an enigma. There it is before you, smiling, frowning, inviting, grand, mean, insipid, or savage, and always mute with an air of whispering, "**** Iowa".
 
“You know," said Arthur, "it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young."

"Why, what did she tell you?"

"**** Iowa.”
 
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End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass, and then you **** Iowa.
 
Uh uh. I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, **** Iowa?
 
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