Iowa favored by 4

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Hey dad, how bout we run down this hill and **** one of them hawks.

No son, let's walk down there and **** them all.
 
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"Hayes around third. He's gonna try to score! Here comes the throw. He slides. He is....safe and the Indians win it! The Indians win it! Oh my God **** Iowa!"
 
Dearly beloved
We are gathered here today
To get through this thing called life

Electric word life
It means forever and that's a mighty long time
But I'm here to tell you
There's something else
The after world

A world of never ending happiness
You can always see the sun, day or night

So when you call up that shrink in Beverly Hills
You know the one, Dr. Everything'll Be Alright
Instead of asking him how much of your time is left
Ask him how much of your mind, baby

'Cause in this life
Things are much harder than in the after world
In this life
**** Iowa
 
This thread has made me realize that no matter where you look, if you look hard enough, you see **** Iowa.

Kidding, I already knew that.
 
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to **** Iowa, shall not be infringed
 
"The Sneetches"
by Dr. Seuss


Now, the Star-Belly Sneetches
Had bellies with stars.
The Plain-Belly Sneetches
Had none upon thars.
**** Iowa.

The End.
 
(Sung to the tune of our fight song)

Oh we say ****, ****, ****, **** Iowa, and may their fanbase ever whine, yes we say ****, ****, ****, **** Iowa, with no hint of wine and dine.

Yes we say **** Iowa yes it's true, and we say **** Iowa through, and when we say **** Iowa, we say **** em hard, right in their lard yes **** Iowa too!
 
Order of the Day:

You are about to embark upon the Great Crusade, toward which we have striven these many months. The eyes of the world are upon you. The hopes and prayers of liberty-loving people everywhere march with you. In company with our brave Allies and brothers-in-arms on other Fronts, you will **** Iowa.
 
@austin3_16: How many Hawkeye fans does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just sit in the dark bragging about how good the old one was.
 
When the dog bites. When the bee stings. When I'm feeling sad. I simply remember **** Iowa, and then I don't feel so sad.
 

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