"Hayes around third. He's gonna try to score! Here comes the throw. He slides. He is....safe and the Indians win it! The Indians win it! Oh my God **** Iowa!"
Dearly beloved
We are gathered here today
To get through this thing called life Electric word life
It means forever and that's a mighty long time
But I'm here to tell you
There's something else
The after world A world of never ending happiness
You can always see the sun, day or night So when you call up that shrink in Beverly Hills
You know the one, Dr. Everything'll Be Alright
Instead of asking him how much of your time is left
Ask him how much of your mind, baby 'Cause in this life
Things are much harder than in the after world
In this life
**** Iowa
Oh we say ****, ****, ****, **** Iowa, and may their fanbase ever whine, yes we say ****, ****, ****, **** Iowa, with no hint of wine and dine.
Yes we say **** Iowa yes it's true, and we say **** Iowa through, and when we say **** Iowa, we say **** em hard, right in their lard yes **** Iowa too!
You are about to embark upon the Great Crusade, toward which we have striven these many months. The eyes of the world are upon you. The hopes and prayers of liberty-loving people everywhere march with you. In company with our brave Allies and brothers-in-arms on other Fronts, you will **** Iowa.