Iowa favored by 4

Sons of Ames! Of Iowa State! My brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me! A day may come when the courage of Cyclone nation fails, when we forsake our team and break all bonds of fanhood. But it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the age of Cyclones comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we **** Iowa! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand! **** Iowa!
 
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Good morning. In less than an week, Cyclones from this state will join others from around the country. And you will be launching the largest battle in this history of Cyclone Nation.

Cyclone Nation --those words should have new meaning for all of us today.

We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.

We will be united in our common interests.

Perhaps its fate that saturday is the 12th of September, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution -- but from hearing those morons from the east yet another year, or at least a few days.

We're fighting for our right to live, to exist, in relative peace.

And should we win the day, the 12th of september will no longer be known as a rather meaningless day, but as the day when Cyclone Nation declared in one voice:

"We will not go quietly into the night!

We will not vanish without a fight!

We're going to be drunk!

We're going to be 2-0!"

Saturday, we **** Iowa!
 
This thread is becoming a candidate for a Clonie Award 2015, especially since OP was a simple betting-line, and it evolved into something else.

I'm uncertain of category but it has to be a nominee. We could create a new category to accommodate it, if necessary.

Edit: **** Iowa
 
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You think our marching band could pull off a K-State and just switch out what school logo they create on the field?

P.s. **** iowa

They should just spell out **** Iowa for their last formation as they march off the field.
 
But will our marching band form a tiger hawk eating a D at half time? What's the line on that?
 

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