Driving in Ames

And I'm about ready to deck the next m'fer that leaves his shopping cart in front of Chipotle.
 
This is dated information, not sure if it still applies, but at one time the traffic signals in Ames were controlled and timed by three different entities, all with their own agendas. The City of Ames, The Iowa DOT and the Federal Highway Commission.

That would explain a lot. I never knew that, but traffic lights are a huge part of the problem. And also the duff train tracks. Horrible decision not to turn that into an overpass when it was out there.
 
Most of the problems I have in Ames seem to be caused by people who are new to the "city," wide roads, and businesses on both sides of the street.
 
Taking the kid to school in Chicago tomorrow. Ames is a cake walk compared to the **** show that is Chicago traffic.


I relax when I go to Chicago. You know what everyone is going to do . . . surge for the open spot in front of you. In Iowa, I'm never sure what someone is going to do. The indecision is amazing . . . and dangerous.
 
Most of the problems I have in Ames seem to be caused by people who are new to the "city," wide roads, and businesses on both sides of the street.

Some of that but there is also really bad business driveways/street areas:

A left into Taco Johns going West
A left out of Arbys/Taco Bell going North
A left out of Cy's Locker Room/Verizon going South (damned near impossible)
A left out of George White's frontage road to get to intersection
 
I've been in a LOT of towns/cities throughout the Midwest and I'm quite sure that the design/layout of Duff in Ames might be the most atrocious around.
 
Some of that but there is also really bad business driveways/street areas:

A left into Taco Johns going West
A left out of Arbys/Taco Bell going North
A left out of Cy's Locker Room/Verizon going South (damned near impossible)
A left out of George White's frontage road to get to intersection
Trying to get out of panch is impossible.
 
Some of that but there is also really bad business driveways/street areas:

A left into Taco Johns going West
A left out of Arbys/Taco Bell going North
A left out of Cy's Locker Room/Verizon going South (damned near impossible)
A left out of George White's frontage road to get to intersection

I'd add:
a left onto Kellogg headed East and exiting the Pancheros in any direction.
 
I wonder what would happen if you put a few traffic circles along Duff there. It might be too busy of a road though.


First, let's see if we can handle the three round-abouts that are being built on University Drive south of US 30.
 
What in the #### is going on with the driving in Ames. Took my daughter to school yesterday and was almost hit twice by idiots cutting across two lanes to get to the turning lanes. JFC people, they have mirrors and turn signals now. They need to add an I.Q. test at the license stations. Goin to take the truck tomorrow with the son.

Whoa..whoa...whoa...

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Population increased as students are back and moving in. And they're there to learn....to drive.
 
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One of my many thoughts when I moved back to Ames several years ago was how crappy the drivers were.
 
Trying to get out of panch is impossible.

Seems like it should be easy to secure an easement for access off the drive that comes into Best Buy/BAM into the Pancheros/Cold Stone development, then you could just shoot over to the traffic signal to get out. Maybe the businesses don't care though as long as they are still doing good business, the city should have required that when it was developed.
 
I had to take my daughter down by Towers/softball complex from north Ames. I feel like I should win some sort of award for making it back home alive. I lived dangerously and drove right through campus there and back. I have to pick her back up in a few minutes and am trying to think of the most round-about way to get there to avoid campus/residence halls/sororities.
 
I relax when I go to Chicago. You know what everyone is going to do . . . surge for the open spot in front of you. In Iowa, I'm never sure what someone is going to do. The indecision is amazing . . . and dangerous.


I can't speak that much for Chicago, (I've driven there a few times, not much), but I do know that's the case for the SoCal freeways...I was kind of nervous heading into the first time, but by the end of my 2 weeks there for business, I preferred it. Everyone is predictable. Landed in CR, and immediately wanted to punch people in the throat for doing stupid **** on 380 on my way home.
 
These last two days have been the worst I've ever seen personally. I've been in Ames the whole Summer and it's about the first time I ventured down Lincoln Way until the Duff intersection. Basically non stop construction the whole time from the University. Heard the guy behind me tires squeeling trying not to hit me today. Just horrible.
 

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