NFL: Breaking News in Deflategate

[Mr Janny]

According to court sketch releases, Tom Brady has been abducted and replaced by an imposter.

Voight-Kampff results are pending.

 

[Mr Janny]

I'd never really considered how odd it is that "courtroom sketch artist" is still a thing in 2015. There must be some kind of record keeping log of all of the best/funniest sketches available online somewhere. There's got to be. That seems like something the Internet would be really good for.

For example:

 

[BigSkyCy2]

I'd never really considered how odd it is that "courtroom sketch artist" is still a thing in 2015. There must be some kind of record keeping log of all of the best/funniest sketches available online somewhere. There's got to be. That seems like something the Internet would be really good for.

For example:

What is that from?

 

[mctallerton]

I'd never really considered how odd it is that "courtroom sketch artist" is still a thing in 2015. There must be some kind of record keeping log of all of the best/funniest sketches available online somewhere. There's got to be. That seems like something the Internet would be really good for.

For example:

The one in the white looks like Aubrey Plaza.

 

[mj4cy]

I once had a friend explain to me why its necessary. The only thing I remember is that some courtrooms don't allow cameras.

 

[Mr Janny]

The one in the white looks like Aubrey Plaza.

I can see that. Standing next to "Sad Jennifer Garner"

 

[Cydar]

http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/08/tom-brady-courtroom-sketch-deflategate/

 

[Dandy]

I'd never really considered how odd it is that "courtroom sketch artist" is still a thing in 2015. There must be some kind of record keeping log of all of the best/funniest sketches available online somewhere. There's got to be. That seems like something the Internet would be really good for.

For example:

Is this the beginning to an adult film? I mean, they'll do about anything these days to set-up the main attraction.

 

[Mr Janny]

Is this the beginning to an adult film? I mean, they'll do about anything these days to set-up the main attraction.

The judge's tented fingers would indicate that it's a distinct possibility.

"Orgy in the Court Vol. 35 - Strenuous Objections"

 

[CTTB78]

Sounds like the judge has real issues with the NFL's "proof" that Brady was involved.

 

[Dandy]

The judge's tented fingers would indicate that it's a distinct possibility.

"Orgy in the Court Vol. 35 - Strenuous Objections"

I'd probably watch.

 

[Mr Janny]

I'd probably watch.

with Aubrey Plaza and Jennifer Garner? There's no "probably" about it.

 

[ISUME]

Another courtroom sketch of Brady.

 

[chuckd4735]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry...4e4b0923c12bf090a?ncid=tweetlnkushpmg00000067

 

[Dandy]

with Aubrey Plaza and Jennifer Garner? There's no "probably" about it.

Front row in the black looks like Rihanna from the neck up. Not so much from the neck down.

 

[Dandy]

 

[Dandy]

 

[Dandy]

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

I knew in the end Brady wouldn't even miss a game. What a joke.

 

[chuckd4735]

I knew in the end Brady wouldn't even miss a game. What a joke.

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