halloween costumes for men with long hair?

[EvilBetty]

drawing a blank this year. normally i grow my hair out and use it as part of the costume each year (often cutting some or most of it off). however, i have become fond of my long man locks and will not be getting it cut. it is fairly challenging to hide this much hair so i may as well use it. it is chest length.

any clever ideas out there? last year i went as pippi longstocking. thought about going as (fast food) wendy, but that seems like kind of a dull costume.

 

[EvilBetty]

i did actually go as evil betty (my avatar) one year and actually cut my hair like his. it was pretty sweet.

 

[Bret44]

 

[VeloClone]

 

[CtownCyclone]

Grow the facial hair and go as Lemmy...

 

[VeloClone]

 

[Bret44]

 

[cyhiphopp]

Would you **** me? I'd **** me. I'd **** me so hard.

 

[Ciclone]

 

[cyhiphopp]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

 

[JP4CY]

Go as Jake Lattimer.

When we played UConn, their message board had a look a like thread. There was a photo of Jake and the next photo was "pretty much any axe murderer."

 

[VeloClone]

It really only works if you are going to a party in MN. He is running for office and his mug is plastered all over everywhere. He is an heir to the Mills Fleet Farm fortune.

 

[djcubby]

You could only use this costume if you live in Iowa. No one else would know/give a damn who you were supposed to be.

 

[JP4CY]

You could only use this costume if you live in Iowa. No one else would know/give a damn who you were supposed to be.

They would probably think he's the FG kicker for the Steelers.

 

[Rabbuk]

Jesus.

 

[cyhiphopp]

Pro Wrestler? Just need to wear some underwear and some fake tats.

 

[MLawrence]

It really only works if you are going to a party in MN. He is running for office and his mug is plastered all over everywhere. He is an heir to the Mills Fleet Farm fortune.

Just be sure to bring the lobster and the yacht!

 

[cyhiphopp]

Jesus.

Put that hair up in a hairnet and grab a bowling ball!

Or you could just go with El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

[video=youtube;lribEONhqSI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lribEONhqSI[/video]

 

[VeloClone]

This one might be tough since he has changed his look so many times in the last 5-7 years. The good news is each look is probably worse than the one before.

 

[Bret44]

You could only use this costume if you live in Iowa. No one else would know/give a damn who you were supposed to be.