Came across this and found it amusing...
(From Fox Sports Radio's Ben Mallar)
Cubs' Strength and conditioning coach Tim Buss experienced the agony and the ecstasy of life with the Cubs in a few short hours Tuesday. When the Cubs began practice in the morning, Aramis Ramirez pointed to a wrecked '95 Nissan Sentra near the Cubs bullpen and asked: "Hey 'Bussy,' what's your car doing on the ramp?" Buss looked over at the wreck and replied: "That's not my car." But then Buss did a double take. "Dude," he said to Ramirez. "That's my car!" Buss soon discovered his car was demolished beyond recognition, but this was no ordinary crime. The car windows all had been smashed in, the front, back and sides all were severely dented and the smoking guns a couple of baseball bats and balls were strategically placed in the windshield. "I figured (Jon) Lieber, (Kerry) Wood immediately, (Ryan) Dempster" he said. "Then I realized it was every pitcher we have." The Cubs players played dumb while Buss silently fumed and wondered how he was going to tell his wife, who was the actual owner of the car. "It's a shame," Lieber said with a straight face. "What kind of person would do something like that? It really just shocks me. I'm sure she'll understand." After the workout ended, Dempster told Buss to "quit pouting" and come with him to the weight room to "see something." As they walked out the back door, Buss saw several players and a 2008 Nissan Xterra parked in the walkway. Dempster gave him the keys for the new SUV, valued at about $25,000. -- Chicago Tribune
(From Fox Sports Radio's Ben Mallar)
Cubs' Strength and conditioning coach Tim Buss experienced the agony and the ecstasy of life with the Cubs in a few short hours Tuesday. When the Cubs began practice in the morning, Aramis Ramirez pointed to a wrecked '95 Nissan Sentra near the Cubs bullpen and asked: "Hey 'Bussy,' what's your car doing on the ramp?" Buss looked over at the wreck and replied: "That's not my car." But then Buss did a double take. "Dude," he said to Ramirez. "That's my car!" Buss soon discovered his car was demolished beyond recognition, but this was no ordinary crime. The car windows all had been smashed in, the front, back and sides all were severely dented and the smoking guns a couple of baseball bats and balls were strategically placed in the windshield. "I figured (Jon) Lieber, (Kerry) Wood immediately, (Ryan) Dempster" he said. "Then I realized it was every pitcher we have." The Cubs players played dumb while Buss silently fumed and wondered how he was going to tell his wife, who was the actual owner of the car. "It's a shame," Lieber said with a straight face. "What kind of person would do something like that? It really just shocks me. I'm sure she'll understand." After the workout ended, Dempster told Buss to "quit pouting" and come with him to the weight room to "see something." As they walked out the back door, Buss saw several players and a 2008 Nissan Xterra parked in the walkway. Dempster gave him the keys for the new SUV, valued at about $25,000. -- Chicago Tribune