NFL teams to offer service where fans can order cheerleader to their seat

[Firefighter4Cy]

http://network.yardbarker.com/author/article_external/16108591?widget=true

I don't know about this. Seems like a bad idea. However, it is generating revenue. I can just see a few very intoxicated gentlemen ruining this idea.

 

[LindenCy]

Yeah, probably not a good idea.

 

[ThurgoodMarshal]

In before law suit is filed.

 

[Firefighter4Cy]

I'm assuming the cheerleader won't go up there unattended. I'm sure they will have some sort of security and also the "premium service" is most likely very expensive to buy.

 

[RyCy04]

This could lead to a very entertaining scoreboard "John-Cam" opportunity during timeouts.

 

[heitclone]

Cue the lap dance video at the Cowboys game a few years back

 

[jdoggivjc]

All that's left to be added is the champagne room.

 

[Rabbuk]

This seems like an absolutely awful idea.

 

[jbindm]

Is Vince McMahon advising the NFL now? This seems very XFL-esque.

 

[Rogue52]

And what exactly is the cheerleader going to do when she comes to your seat?

 

[tejasclone]

And what exactly is the cheerleader going to do when she comes to your seat?

Recite all of the Women's Studies 220 lectures that you slept through in college.

 

[shadow]

Bizarre... Which is it NFL? No Fun League or No Fondling League?

 

[ForeClones]

So what does this do to the guys outside the stadiums handing out strip club passes? Sounds like the NFL is trying to infringe on their business.

 

[Luth4Cy]

Bad idea. Just a really bad idea.

 

[aeroclone]

I would like to take a moment to congratulate Tank on becoming the newest Falcons season ticket holder.

 

[Cy83ag]

Even if my seat is in my living room?

 

[Acylum]

What could possibly go wrong?