the best part of waking up...

hmmm.


"I make a quick transition from the floor to the toilet seat," said Mike. "It comes flying out like a torrent."
 
I was going to say "and realizing it's the weekend" but this clearly tops that feeling...
 
They seem to do this a LOT:

They each have at least 100 coffee enemas a month, 6,000 in all since their addiction began two years ago.

And there were plenty of quotables in that article that probably shouldn't be quoted. Maybe they should try fiber.
 
They seem to do this a LOT:



And there were plenty of quotables in that article that probably shouldn't be quoted. Maybe they should try fiber.

i think this is my favorite quote from the article:

I make a quick transition from the floor to the toilet seat," said Mike. "It comes flying out like a torrent.

I wonder how many terrible messes they made all over the bathroom wall, mirror, floor, ceiling, etc. before they got the transition down?
 

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