World's First Pizza Making Vending Machine

I wasn't sure if a hot brunette in a sexy nurse outfit was the right choice as the spokesperson for this product, but when she said "untouched by human hands" I realized I was wrong and immediately invested all my money in the company.
 
Why is it when I watch the video I swear I can hear this in the background:

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I didn't think there was anything on this Earth that could make me yearn for Pizza Pit, but I believe this might do the trick.
 
They make s big deal about it being untouched by human hands, but what cleans this in between pizzas ? If someone has a pizza the night before wouldn't someone run the chance the next day of getting bits of old dried up dough mixed into the supposedly fresh untouched by human hands dough ?

Plus I have trouble believing a decent pizza can be cooked in a 380 degree oven in 3 minutes.
I turn my oven to the highest it will go (I think 550) and heat a pizza stone for 45-60 minutes before cooking a pizza and it still takes about 5 - 6 minutes.
Of course being European they are probably talking celsius which would be about 700 degrees.
 
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They make s big deal about it being untouched by human hands, but what cleans this in between pizzas ? If someone has a pizza the night before wouldn't someone run the chance the next day of getting bits of old dried up dough mixed into the supposedly fresh untouched by human hands dough ?

Plus I have trouble believing a decent pizza can be cooked in a 380 degree oven in 3 minutes.
I turn my oven to the highest it will go (I think 550) and heat a pizza stone for 45-60 minutes before cooking a pizza and it still takes about 5 - 6 minutes.
Of course being European they are probably talking celsius which would be about 700 degrees.

Did not even think about this, my mind was blown when they said it only cooked for 2 minutes at 318 degrees or w/e it was.
 
Any other Community fans immediately think of this?

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