2 Truths & A Lie

3 related to my "not-so-illustrious" high school basketball career:

1) I hit a full court shot to win a game.
2) I once started a varsity game and played so bad I started the JV game the next night.
3) I outscored Harrison Barnes in a game.
 
1. I sit 2 cubes away from CYHIPHOPP at work.
2. I went to ISU for 5 years and never received a degree.
3. I once met Mr. Belding from "Saved by the Bell" at a Hooters in St. Louis.
 
1) I lost a wife to brain cancer.
2) I lived and worked overseas for more than 8 years
3) I've never been to Kiev, Ukraine
 
1) I lost a wife to brain cancer.
2) I lived and worked overseas for more than 8 years
3) I've never been to Kiev, Ukraine

Sorry if this is true, but the way you say it makes me think it's either false or you have more than one wife currently.
 
1. I sit 2 cubes away from CYHIPHOPP at work.
2. I went to ISU for 5 years and never received a degree.
3. I once met Mr. Belding from "Saved by the Bell" at a Hooters in St. Louis.

Well #1 isn't really true either. We don't have cubes anymore. Heck we don't even have walls separating us. I can shoot spitballs at him and I can read the cyclone fanatic on his laptop from my desk.
 
I bet your business that you two work for is booming these days isn't it?

Actually it's not doing too bad. We are expanding and building market share. We just both kick so much *** that we have time to do other things on the side.
 
1. I've never been to London England
2. I've never done the Chicken Dance
3. I've never eaten Lobster

No one guessed on mine. I can't complain - I didn't guess on anyone else's.


1. is the lie. I was in London in 1997 the week after Diana's funeral. Saw a kick-*** benefit concert at Royal Albert Hall (Concert for Montserrat).


I've never done the chicken dance. Never done the YMCA Village People thing either.


Never had lobster. I generally don't eat fish or seafood and I'm certainly not going to "try" it by ordering it as the most expensive meal in the restaurant. Never had anyone even offer me a taste of theirs.
 

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