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Mycology said:
You guys are starting to sound like hawkeyenation.com dbags. Wood is a great guy and was just throwing some recruits out there. What he does in his spare time has no bearing on your lives. Let's just take it easy. Wood is a die hard cyclone to a level that no one here can meet. I believe he wrestled in the 50's here? Cut the man a break. Just because you are a nameless faceless Internet user name doesn't give you the excuse to act like a ******. Talk to wood like you would to your grandpa. Respect.
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Why? He is acting like an *** and quite frankly if my grandpa acted like he has in this thread I would tell him he is embarrassing himself. Respect is a 2 way street. He could have respectfully answered the question with "I am just a fan that is passing on names... its a hobby of mine."

Instead he played the who the hell are you and I am better than you card. Being old isnt a valid reason to act like an ***.
 
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Woody,

Thanks for the kind comments.

Yeah, I've gone on a few rants on CF myself and got the trolls sicked on me too...it just goes with the territory. I mean, it you can't rant on a sports BB where can you, right?

So, maybe a FB Recruiting 2 post to get back on subject?:rolleyes:
 
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Mycology said:
You guys are starting to sound like hawkeyenation.com dbags. Wood is a great guy and was just throwing some recruits out there. What he does in his spare time has no bearing on your lives. Let's just take it easy. Wood is a die hard cyclone to a level that no one here can meet. I believe he wrestled in the 50's here? Cut the man a break. Just because you are a nameless faceless Internet user name doesn't give you the excuse to act like a ******. Talk to wood like you would to your grandpa. Respect.
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my grandpa smelled like mothballs and nuked our bathroom.


woodie can suck it!
 
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The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
 
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Hawkeye11en1 said:
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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I have accused my chestnuts of being lazy....but my doctor says it is due to bad diet.
 
Hawkeye11en1 said:
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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I tried to invent lower case numbers, never really caught on though.
 
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You didn't mention to coach about a 6ft 220lbs TE out of Norwalk. Ok hands. Kinda slow on the routes. Only 31 years old.

I really think the guy has a great future ahead of him at that position...
 
Mycology said:
You guys are starting to sound like hawkeyenation.com dbags. Wood is a great guy and was just throwing some recruits out there. What he does in his spare time has no bearing on your lives. Let's just take it easy. Wood is a die hard cyclone to a level that no one here can meet. I believe he wrestled in the 50's here? Cut the man a break. Just because you are a nameless faceless Internet user name doesn't give you the excuse to act like a ******. Talk to wood like you would to your grandpa. Respect.
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I wish my grandpa was a hardcore Cyclone fan like woodie. My grandpa is kind of an ***.
 
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My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery
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:eek: Are you saying what I think you're saying with this statement? And does that mean your part sheep? Like half man half sheep?
 
MLawrence said:
:eek: Are you saying what I think you're saying with this statement? And does that mean your part sheep? Like half man half sheep?
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Hawkeye11en1 said:
What, you don't like centaurs?
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Half sheep would be a lot more like a Satyr (half goat), like Pan.

The-Greek-God-Pan.jpeg
 
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