NFL: Tebow turns down Kim Kardashian and Katy Perry

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Tebow reportedly nixes date with Kim Kardashian

In a development lending sudden credence to theories that our world will end in 2012, Tim Tebow is being hunted by a Kardashian sister.

"Kim (Kardashian) has a big crush on Tim," a friend told The National Enquirer, via celebitchy.com. "She says he's not only very handsome but seems like a guy with really strong values."

This "friend" sounds an awful lot like a publicist running out of moves on behalf of the reality star, but we digress.

It's been a busy period for Tebow on the female-stalker front. Earlier this month he was pursued by singer Katy Perry's parents, who believed the Broncos quarterback would be a good match for their recently divorced daughter. Now it's Kardashian -- fresh off her 51-second marriage to the NBA's Kris Humphries -- who's looking to date a nice boy.

One problem for the practiced man-eater: Tebow, more than paper thin, isn't interested in becoming the next pro athlete reduced to trailing Kardashian around some Orange County Nordstrom's, carrying her purse and wondering who shipped his spine to an unlisted P.O. Box in Minsk.

"Tim's been made aware of Kim's crush, and although flattered, he's not interested," a source told The Enquirer. "He's an avowed virgin who's saving himself for marriage and is looking for a woman with similar values, not someone with two failed marriages and a sex tape in her past."

So, with one swift hammer drop, the TimKim era is in the books.
 
He may be worried he might catch an NBA disease. Those guys are quite active compared to NFL players. Wilt passed the 10,000 mark.:plaugh::parghh:
 
Kim K must be down about this. I think this is my chance. I'm like Tebow only less muscular and without those morals and values.
 
kim k=fake

katy perry=less fake and more hot.

tebow and katy perry would be an interesting couple to say the least.
 
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d...n=Twitter_news


Tebow reportedly nixes date with Kim Kardashian

In a development lending sudden credence to theories that our world will end in 2012, Tim Tebow is being hunted by a Kardashian sister.

"Kim (Kardashian) has a big crush on Tim," a friend told The National Enquirer, via celebitchy.com. "She says he's not only very handsome but seems like a guy with really strong values."

This "friend" sounds an awful lot like a publicist running out of moves on behalf of the reality star, but we digress.

It's been a busy period for Tebow on the female-stalker front. Earlier this month he was pursued by singer Katy Perry's parents, who believed the Broncos quarterback would be a good match for their recently divorced daughter. Now it's Kardashian -- fresh off her 51-second marriage to the NBA's Kris Humphries -- who's looking to date a nice boy.

One problem for the practiced man-eater: Tebow, more than paper thin, isn't interested in becoming the next pro athlete reduced to trailing Kardashian around some Orange County Nordstrom's, carrying her purse and wondering who shipped his spine to an unlisted P.O. Box in Minsk.

"Tim's been made aware of Kim's crush, and although flattered, he's not interested," a source told The Enquirer. "He's an avowed virgin who's saving himself for marriage and is looking for a woman with similar values, not someone with two failed marriages and a sex tape in her past."

So, with one swift hammer drop, the TimKim era is in the books.


Just another reason to like the guy. He doesn't bother with Hollywood's trailer trash.
 
kim k=fake

katy perry=less fake and more hot.

tebow and katy perry would be an interesting couple to say the least.

Somehow I just can't imagine Katy standing up in front of the church singing "Nothing But the Blood of Jesus" or another hymn/worship song...
 
It's too bad Carrie Underwood is already married. I could see her and Tim being a good couple. Not to mention she's hotter than both Kim K and Katy Perry, and I believe Carrie and Tim have the same religious values.
 
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I would suggest changing the thread title to "Tebow turns down venereal disease and psychotic companions."
 

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