So, I see ISU is in the tough stretch of the schedule:

[salUTE65]

TT, Utah, @Oklahoma, @Texas, small break vs. Kansas and then the Huskers.

What I want to talk to you about is the Texas game. First of all, their offense looks anemic, but that's not the point of my post.

It appears to me, based upon this site's advertising, that ISU harbors a virile market for vasectomy related services. When I realized that ISU played in Austin this year, I decided to take upon it upon myself to share the following public service announcement with both ISU fans traveling to Austin and ISU alumni/fans based near Austin.

The Urology Team out of Austin Texas is worth a look if you want to enhance the experience of football travel by getting snipped.

Our Doctors | Urology Doctors with Three Offices Serving Austin and Central Texas

Why settle just for the enjoyment of a victory over the Horns alone? Make it a trip to really remember and getted de-balled by anyone of The Urology Team's experts:

Dr. **** Chopp
Dr. Stephen Hardeman
Dr. Lester Wang

If you're the supersticious type, you could even request the services of Dr. Bryan Kansas if, by doing so, you believe it will help ISU win the following week vs. Kansas.

Well, I hope this PSA doesn't step on the toes of the leading advertisers of cyclonefanatic.com, just wanted to be additionally informative since vasectomies seem to be catching around here.

 

[waynemorgan]

Git!!

 

[Knownothing]

You guys should play Baylor. Between this post and some of the posts there fans put on this board you guys would have the worst threads ever.

 

[chuckd4735]

The Vasectomy ads kind of disappeared until this week, now they are back, my guess is because they know Utah fans will be visiting the site.

Knowing that you probably have 7 wives, and the possibility of having 7 kids who are all fathered by you being born on the same day, I think those ad's are more oriented towards your fan-base...

 

[acrozier22]

Utah fans are the most boring individuals I have ever met....

 

[Clones21]

I'm so confused...

 

[Rogue52]

TT, Utah, @Oklahoma, @Texas, small break vs. Kansas and then the Huskers.

What I want to talk to you about is the Texas game. First of all, their offense looks anemic, but that's not the point of my post.

It appears to me, based upon this site's advertising, that ISU harbors a virile market for vasectomy related services. When I realized that ISU played in Austin this year, I decided to take upon it upon myself to share the following public service announcement with both ISU fans traveling to Austin and ISU alumni/fans based near Austin.

The Urology Team out of Austin Texas is worth a look if you want to enhance the experience of football travel by getting snipped.

Our Doctors | Urology Doctors with Three Offices Serving Austin and Central Texas

Why settle just for the enjoyment of a victory over the Horns alone? Make it a trip to really remember and getted de-balled by anyone of The Urology Team's experts:

Dr. **** Chopp
Dr. Stephen Hardeman
Dr. Lester Wang

If you're the supersticious type, you could even request the services of Dr. Bryan Kansas if, by doing so, you believe it will help ISU win the following week vs. Kansas.

Well, I hope this PSA doesn't step on the toes of the leading advertisers of cyclonefanatic.com, just wanted to be additionally informative since vasectomies seem to be catching around here.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e1/Car_crash_1.jpg

 

[simply1]

Youch!

 

[wxman1]

I'm so confused...

me too...

 

[CycloneErik]

I had wondered when we'd see the darker side of Utah fans. Turns out their darker side is just kind of strange.

Still better than Baylor football history. Or Bison football history. Or Husker history.

 

[salUTE65]

I had wondered when we'd see the darker side of Utah fans. Turns out their darker side is just kind of strange.

Still better than Baylor football history. Or Bison football history. Or Husker history.

Anyone can go on an opponent fan site and tell them how bad they suck just because. But I don't think ISU sucks and even if I did, I wouldn't come on here just to say it. Just trying to fit in, but apparently vasectomies are a sensitive subject around here - no?

 

[Jay_Clone]

Funny the only ads I get are for a steakhouse, lawncare, and clean water. Must be something google ads is picking up in your search history.

 

[abcguyks]

Funny the only ads I get are for a steakhouse, lawncare, and clean water.

Same here. I've never seen a vasectomy ad on this site.

 

[weR138]

Anyone can go on an opponent fan site and tell them how bad they suck just because. But I don't think ISU sucks and even if I did, I wouldn't come on here just to say it. Just trying to fit in, but apparently vasectomies are a sensitive subject around here - no?

TWSS?

 

[chuckd4735]

Anyone can go on an opponent fan site and tell them how bad they suck just because. But I don't think ISU sucks and even if I did, I wouldn't come on here just to say it. Just trying to fit in, but apparently vasectomies are a sensitive subject around here - no?

I lost a loved one to a Vasectomy...

 

[CycloneErik]

Anyone can go on an opponent fan site and tell them how bad they suck just because. But I don't think ISU sucks and even if I did, I wouldn't come on here just to say it. Just trying to fit in, but apparently vasectomies are a sensitive subject around here - no?

I thought it was oddly funny. You're new, so you wouldn't know that we've complained about that ad for a long, long time.

Unless, of course, you trolled old threads..........:v_SPIN:

 

[briclone]

I think it's configured to only show the vasectomy ads on opposing fans' pages. It's a program to help encourage them not to reproduce - especially Hawk fans.

 

[Flag Guy]

Anyone can go on an opponent fan site and tell them how bad they suck just because. But I don't think ISU sucks and even if I did, I wouldn't come on here just to say it. Just trying to fit in, but apparently vasectomies are a sensitive subject around here - no?

For what it's worth, I was entertained, appreciated a fresh spin on humor, especially since we mock the adds ourselves here


Verdict is still out on you, but for people to already be comparing you to Lakes Bison... that's just not fair.

Come on CFer's, you're better than that! :biglaugh:

 

[cyguytillidie]

The Vasectomy ads kind of disappeared until this week, now they are back, my guess is because they know Utah fans will be visiting the site.

Knowing that you probably have 7 wives, and the possibility of having 7 kids who are all fathered by you being born on the same day, I think those ad's are more oriented towards your fan-base...

definite +1
:biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:

 

[CycloneErik]

For what it's worth, I was entertained, appreciated a fresh spin on humor, especially since we mock the adds ourselves here


Verdict is still out on you, but for people to already be comparing you to Lakes Bison... that's just not fair.

Come on CFer's, you're better than that! :biglaugh:

True that. LakesBison is a special category unto his dominant self.

So far, the Ute fans are more of a reasonable yet off-the-wall Superbunny.