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There is a quote that rings true: "Life is one big embarrassment." Today I experienced this when I went to Subway and attempted to ask for "Black Olives and Green Peppers" on my sandwich. Instead, what came out was: "Black pecker." Yes, I ordered a black pecker on my six inch. Needless to say the worker didn't know what to do. The old lady to my left couldn't stop laughing.

What's your most embarrassing moment? As I believe I just experienced mine.
 
After a day of tailgating me and a buddy went to People's. Later in the evening we ran into a couple of ladies that we hung out with during school, in a half drunken daze I congratulated one of them on being pregnant, she was not.:no:
 
High School Football - I was a junior or senior and we were done with pre-game warmups and back in the building waiting to be brought back for the start. It is then that the freshmen and sophomore kids that dress for the game join us and run to the field with us.

While waiting, a young kid that I had never seen before was sitting across from me looking nervous. I noticed that he had one of his arms pulled into his sleeve (like he was cold). I thought I'd try to say something funny to loosen him up and asked, "What did you do, lose your arm in the war?!?!" He kind of looked dumbfounded and didn't say anything back.

Later, running out of the building, I discovered that he indeed had no arm.

I felt 3 inches tall then and still feel stupid about it now - over 30 years later. I have seen him several times later and each time apologized (enthusiastically). Obviously, I learned a lesson that stuck with me for a long time.
 
yaman3 said:
Threads closed. CYphyllis wins by knockout.
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Not even going to get into the things I tried to cover the bleeding prior to meeting with a doctor. Ever had to tape a maxi pad on so you don't bleed through your shorts during a summer class? My buddies had a field day with that one.
 
CYphyllis said:
Not even going to get into the things I tried to cover the bleeding prior to meeting with a doctor. Ever had to tape a maxi pad on so you don't bleed through your shorts during a summer class? My buddies had a field day with that one.
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Oh, believe me, so will I.
 
I was 14 and went to Northwest Missouri State for a music camp. During the big finale night of performances when every parent went to hear their kids play/sing, I had a really itchy butt and I felt that I had to scratch the hell out of it as soon as possible. I wondered into a random classroom in their performing arts building and proceeded to go to town amongst the tuba and trombone cases... (hee hee, I said bone!)

"Can I help you?" Came the cry of some random low-brass player, unsuspecting that a fellow musician would wonder into an instrument storage room, miss his presence, and proceed to satisfy himself of the world's worst itchy hole.

I said, hi and left...
 
Freshman year of high school, we had a football game way out of town so we got back pretty late. I stayed overnight at one of my buddies who had just moved to a new house. We were hangin out downstairs and wanted to play the Playstation so he asked me to go grab it from his room. I walked upstairs and opened the first door on the right, which I thought was his room.

I was wrong.

Flipped on the lights and there are his parents goin at it real hardcore on top of the covers. I stood there kind of stunned for a second then turned around, killed the lights and walked back downstairs. My friend thought I saw a ghost b/c I was so pale. I told him what had happen. I wish that would have been the end of it, but 10 minutes later his mom comes down in a robe and asks us if we wanted her to make us anything.

I still blush when I see them anywhere.
 
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LutherClone said:
Freshman year of high school, we had a football game way out of town so we got back pretty late. I stayed overnight at one of my buddies who had just moved to a new house. We were hangin out downstairs and wanted to play the Playstation so he asked me to go grab it from his room. I walked upstairs and opened the first door on the right, which I thought was his room.

I was wrong.

Flipped on the lights and there are his parents goin at it real hardcore on top of the covers. I stood there kind of stunned for a second then turned around, killed the lights and walked back downstairs. My friend thought I saw a ghost b/c I was so pale. I told him what had happen. I wish that would have been the end of it, but 10 minutes later his mom comes down in a robe and asks us if we wanted her to make us anything.

I still blush when I see them anywhere.
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You totally missed out on your milf chance.
 
LutherClone said:
Freshman year of high school, we had a football game way out of town so we got back pretty late. I stayed overnight at one of my buddies who had just moved to a new house. We were hangin out downstairs and wanted to play the Playstation so he asked me to go grab it from his room. I walked upstairs and opened the first door on the right, which I thought was his room.

I was wrong.

Flipped on the lights and there are his parents goin at it real hardcore on top of the covers. I stood there kind of stunned for a second then turned around, killed the lights and walked back downstairs. My friend thought I saw a ghost b/c I was so pale. I told him what had happen. I wish that would have been the end of it, but 10 minutes later his mom comes down in a robe and asks us if we wanted her to make us anything.

I still blush when I see them anywhere.
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Was the mom hot? and did you see anything? :jimlad: not really. :biggrin:
 
Some of my buddies and I were in my friends basement. We were flipping channels and came across a good porno. Once the channel came on, my friends mom walked downstairs and looked at the TV. In full panic mode, my friend tried to quickly change the station, but the remote didn't work. So, we sat there with blank looks on our faces and the mom just looked around and then walked back upstairs.
 
LutherClone said:
Freshman year of high school, we had a football game way out of town so we got back pretty late. I stayed overnight at one of my buddies who had just moved to a new house. We were hangin out downstairs and wanted to play the Playstation so he asked me to go grab it from his room. I walked upstairs and opened the first door on the right, which I thought was his room.

I was wrong.

Flipped on the lights and there are his parents goin at it real hardcore on top of the covers. I stood there kind of stunned for a second then turned around, killed the lights and walked back downstairs. My friend thought I saw a ghost b/c I was so pale. I told him what had happen. I wish that would have been the end of it, but 10 minutes later his mom comes down in a robe and asks us if we wanted her to make us anything.

I still blush when I see them anywhere.
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Honestly...this wasn't embarrasing for me, but for my buddy it had to be terrible. I was about 12yrs old and was spending the night at a friend's house. His parents were out for the evening so we went up to his parent's bedroom and he dug some of his dad's Playboys out from a dresser. He handed me one and I started flipping through the pages and a bunch of Polaroid pictures fell out. Picked them up and looked only to find they were pictures of his mom completely spread eagle, on all fours, etc. Pretty much every dirty pose you can think of, there was a picture of his mom doing it.
 
LutherClone said:
Freshman year of high school, we had a football game way out of town so we got back pretty late. I stayed overnight at one of my buddies who had just moved to a new house. We were hangin out downstairs and wanted to play the Playstation so he asked me to go grab it from his room. I walked upstairs and opened the first door on the right, which I thought was his room.

I was wrong.

Flipped on the lights and there are his parents goin at it real hardcore on top of the covers. I stood there kind of stunned for a second then turned around, killed the lights and walked back downstairs. My friend thought I saw a ghost b/c I was so pale. I told him what had happen. I wish that would have been the end of it, but 10 minutes later his mom comes down in a robe and asks us if we wanted her to make us anything.

I still blush when I see them anywhere.
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You should have said, "Yea, could you make me whatever you just mad (insert dad's name). He seemed to like it."
 
I had just finished being temporarily romantically involved with a young lady my junior year, and she excused herself to the bathroom. I was severely inebriated, and in my drunkeness, I had forgotten what had just transpired, and that a naked woman had just left my room.

My roomates at the time liked to all mess with each other if someone was really drunk, so my instinct to protect myself from waking up with a **** drawn on my face was to lock the door. So I locked the door. With a naked girl in the bathroom who needed to get back into my room.

Of course, I pass out completely, and she spends the next 3 hours banging on my bedroom door asking to get in, calling my phone (a friend was passed out on the couch). She eventually employs a towel so the entire apartment doesn't see her naked. I finally wake back up, realize what's going on, and let her back in.

It was an awkward morning.
 
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In kindergarten I was eating breakfast waiting for the bus. My mom noticed a rip in my short so I slipped them off and finished eating. After a while I looked up and saw the bus sitting in the driveway and ran out to the bus before mom came back with my shorts.

I was the first one on and it was dark so it wasn't bad at first. A buddy of mine was the 4th guy to get on. He say across from me and kept pointing and laughing. I had no idea why, but for a while about a dozen people were pointing and laughing at me. He eventually threw me a pair of shorts.

Turns out my mom called his moms house and asked if they could send along an extra pair of shorts for me.
 
Greglixhislips said:
There is a quote that rings true: "Life is one big embarrassment." Today I experienced this when I went to Subway and attempted to ask for "Black Olives and Green Peppers" on my sandwich. Instead, what came out was: "Black pecker." Yes, I ordered a black pecker on my six inch. Needless to say the worker didn't know what to do. The old lady to my left couldn't stop laughing.

What's your most embarrassing moment? As I believe I just experienced mine.
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If this is your most embarassing moment in life, consider yourself lucky
 
this was 2 years ago.A party just ended and we left and went to the car. Me and my lady friend got pretty drunk, too drunk to the point where we both knew we couldn't drive. So we just laid in the car, turned on music. We started to fool around, right in the middle of it i looked at the window and noticed 3 people standing there... turns out there was a giant group chilling in the parking lot staring at us.

morale of the story: dont have sex in the car on a lighted parking lot
 
I was 33 years old, living the dream as a golf pro. Dating a 19 year old girl who attended Notre Dame. I went to visit for a weekend, saw a game (unbelievable game day experience). While there, I attended some of her classes with her. She had a marketing class, and they were doing a group project. I sat to the side, and the instructor comes by and says "I guess you are the consultant".

At the end of the class, he comes back to her group, and says to me "how did they do?" I responded with something like "they never listen". He says, loud enough for everyone to hear, "I know, my daughter never listens to me either". The relationship ended shortly after that..
 
I usually park my car in the same place at work every day. One day several years ago, my normal spot was occupied, so I had to park quite a long ways away. The workday was really hectic, so by the time the day was over and I walked out, I'd forgotten where I parked. I was so convinced that the car wasn't there, I actually reported it stolen to the police. Of course, a co-worker found it the next morning when he came into work.

I still haven't lived that down. Not sure it's my most embarrassing moment, but it's top ten.
 
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