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Al_4_State said:
Here's a fun idea for the thread. Worst thing you've ever done while hooking up with someone... AND GO!

Mine: Junior year (2005) we were throwing a party at my apartment at the very beginning of the school year, on a thursday. My brother, who was freshman brought a bunch of people over from his dorm, including this girl he'd met at orientation and we had partied with a couple times that summer. They had fooled around a little, but he spurned her to try and get back with his ex. That whole week she had been texting me in a flirtatious manner. That night at the party she made it very clear she was staying the night. I made sure that my brother wasn't still trying to hit it, and got clearance.

As the party winded down, we went back into my room, and got to it. My friend was passed out in a pile of dirty clothes at the foot of my bed. She woke up, heard it, and ran out of my room screaming. This did not phase me and the chick, and so we continued. Keep in mind I am very intoxicated at this point. Things get kind of hazy somewhere after my friend ran out of my room realizing what was about to happen. Anyways, apparently after we finish, she got out of my room, completely naked, to go pee. My roomates had been messing with me when I passed out and left the door unlocked lately, so I, completely forgetting about the naked girl in the bathroom, lock the door and promptly pass out. For the next two hours naked girl bangs on my door, yells through the door, finds a phone, calls me over and over, runs around the apt until she finds something to cover up with, until I finally wake up and let her back in. I don't remember much of what else happened, but in the morning I got into facebook and we were "in a relationship". Needless to say that didn't last much longer...
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Mine----IcSyU's mom.:yes:
 
Al_4_State said:
Here's a fun idea for the thread. Worst thing you've ever done while hooking up with someone... AND GO!

Mine: Junior year (2005) we were throwing a party at my apartment at the very beginning of the school year, on a thursday. My brother, who was freshman brought a bunch of people over from his dorm, including this girl he'd met at orientation and we had partied with a couple times that summer. They had fooled around a little, but he spurned her to try and get back with his ex. That whole week she had been texting me in a flirtatious manner. That night at the party she made it very clear she was staying the night. I made sure that my brother wasn't still trying to hit it, and got clearance.

As the party winded down, we went back into my room, and got to it. My friend was passed out in a pile of dirty clothes at the foot of my bed. She woke up, heard it, and ran out of my room screaming. This did not phase me and the chick, and so we continued. Keep in mind I am very intoxicated at this point. Things get kind of hazy somewhere after my friend ran out of my room realizing what was about to happen. Anyways, apparently after we finish, she got out of my room, completely naked, to go pee. My roomates had been messing with me when I passed out and left the door unlocked lately, so I, completely forgetting about the naked girl in the bathroom, lock the door and promptly pass out. For the next two hours naked girl bangs on my door, yells through the door, finds a phone, calls me over and over, runs around the apt until she finds something to cover up with, until I finally wake up and let her back in. I don't remember much of what else happened, but in the morning I got into facebook and we were "in a relationship". Needless to say that didn't last much longer...
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Dude, you never become tunnel buddies with your brother.
Bro Code man.
 
Al_4_State said:
Here's a fun idea for the thread. Worst thing you've ever done while hooking up with someone... AND GO!
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Tell me, did you ever fart in front of her?

No, why do you ask?

I never farted in front of Renee. Not once. Last week, I let one slip and today she dumps me.

You think that's why Renee dumped you? Come on, she's not the shallow type. You're not insinuating...

She was going down on me at the time.

[Retches]

What can I say, I was feeling very relaxed, when I'm relaxed I squirt.

If all she did was dump you, you got off light.
 
DJK15 said:
Tell me, did you ever fart in front of her?

No, why do you ask?

I never farted in front of Renee. Not once. Last week, I let one slip and today she dumps me.

You think that's why Renee dumped you? Come on, she's not the shallow type. You're not insinuating...

She was going down on me at the time.

[Retches]

What can I say, I was feeling very relaxed, when I'm relaxed I squirt.

If all she did was dump you, you got off light.
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Please don't do this. That is my favorite movie and I don't want/need a hawkeye quoting it because I won't be able to help myself and I'll have play along.
 
Do you think my work would notice if I didn't come back after lunch? We're mind-numbingly slow and there are about 80 other things I'd rather be doing, like running or baking a pie.
 
Al_4_State said:
Here's a fun idea for the thread. Worst thing you've ever done while hooking up with someone... AND GO!

Mine: Junior year (2005) we were throwing a party at my apartment at the very beginning of the school year, on a thursday. My brother, who was freshman brought a bunch of people over from his dorm, including this girl he'd met at orientation and we had partied with a couple times that summer. They had fooled around a little, but he spurned her to try and get back with his ex. That whole week she had been texting me in a flirtatious manner. That night at the party she made it very clear she was staying the night. I made sure that my brother wasn't still trying to hit it, and got clearance.

As the party winded down, we went back into my room, and got to it. My friend was passed out in a pile of dirty clothes at the foot of my bed. She woke up, heard it, and ran out of my room screaming. This did not phase me and the chick, and so we continued. Keep in mind I am very intoxicated at this point. Things get kind of hazy somewhere after my friend ran out of my room realizing what was about to happen. Anyways, apparently after we finish, she got out of my room, completely naked, to go pee. My roomates had been messing with me when I passed out and left the door unlocked lately, so I, completely forgetting about the naked girl in the bathroom, lock the door and promptly pass out. For the next two hours naked girl bangs on my door, yells through the door, finds a phone, calls me over and over, runs around the apt until she finds something to cover up with, until I finally wake up and let her back in. I don't remember much of what else happened, but in the morning I got into facebook and we were "in a relationship". Needless to say that didn't last much longer...
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I once went home with a girl when I was really, really drunk. Fully intending to give her the best five minutes of her life. She was driving and it took forever to get to her place. By the time we got there and fooled around a little bit I started to sober up.
I went into the bathroom, grabbed a rub, looked back in the bedroom and watched her undress. Not good.
I came out and said something to the effect of "You're not going to believe this, but (hmmmm how do I say it without getting deleted. Expired while slipping on the "hat")."
Which was totally untrue.
She was like "Oh, that's OK. Don't worry about it."
I didn't have to sleep with her, but I did have to cuddle with her until morning because I had no clue where I was or how to get back and she wouldn't fall asleep.
Next time I saw her was rather awkward and I'm pretty sure she told all her friends, if they only knew the truth.
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